to say oh no or oh crap or oh god or oh shit but adding JEEZE!
when your friend is riding her bike with you and crashes into the back and falls off and skins her knee and yells "OH JEEZE I THOUGHT YOU WERE TURNING!"
(THIS IS A TRUE STORY IT WAS HILARIOUS!)
1. Said in dismay when something too easy gets completely screwed up.
2. When you're not paying attention to your surroundings and are completely taken by surprise.
Used along with "Oh God.." for maximum effect.
Origin: On the NFL Network, Deion Sanders coined the phrase. Michael Vick had Alge Crumpler wide open, no one within 15 yards of him. Vick instead begins to throw the ball short, and Deion exclaims, "Oh God..Alge Crumpler!"
<Mike> Sorry I can't stop farting, man..
*2.1 seconds later, whiff of funk pierces Jim's mind*
<Jim> Oh God...Alge Crumpler!!
What your mother screamed when I put it in her last night.
"Oh god, i'm gonna cum."
A general statement of dissatisfaction with your situation.
Daniel: “Oh God.”
Doci: “Your God cannot help you now, Daniel Jackson.”
Daniel: “It was more just an expression of general dissatisfaction.”
|5.||OH GOD, BILL|
The absolute funniest porno ever, EVER uploaded to the internet. Bill lays back as what appears to be a wild warthog rides him screaming "OH GOD, BILL" and screaming like a waterbuffalo getting raped by 1300 pygmies. Guarenteed laughter.
I watched the "OH GOD, BILL" video last night. I laughed so hard that whipped cream came out of my ass.
the phrase you scream when you drop freshly made coffee on your body;
may be followed with the phrase "why me?!"
can be replaced with "oh my god" or "ouch!"
Oh god!! I just dropeed the steaming coffee on my chest! Why me?!
|7.||Oh god! Oh shit!|
Usually said when a guy penetrates a girl through anal sex and his senses are overwhelmed by the sheer amount of different interlocking pleasant stimuli. The tone and volume can increase according to the depht of anal penetration. During cockhead deep penetration the words are usually uttered only once quietly, while during deep anal exploration the sensation can cause the male to keep it uttering fast and loud until he can sort out all the goodness he feels.
This awesome sensation can actually be felt much better with the penis not being moved inside at all, and the penetrator intentionally trying to feel it, while monotonous or even slow speed pumping can negate it completely.
With tighter rectum, less lube and some spicy positions the stimuli increases, at the expense of displeasure of the recieving female.
Jane: I hope your cock will like it!
James: Sure, go ahead sit into already! I am curious.
Jane: Ohh! Ahh! So how does it feel?
James: Oh god! Oh shit!
Jane: Let me get you in a bit deeper! Fuck, it hurts!
James: OH GOD! OH SHIT! OH GOD! OH SHIT! ...
Jane: -laughs- Thats definitely worth me a diamond ring. Don't you think?