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1.
a fat girl, or one who could stand to lose a few pounds
Sharon used to be thin in highschool, but she drank too much at college and now she's a thick burger.

by William Braskey March 25, 2008
 
2.
Any variety of the no-showering, mustard-chugging, brick wall-fighting people who look like the white Mr. T.
What's up dog? Did you see Steve last night? He drank a handle of Captain's and headbutted a mirror. I almost died because I locked him out of the kitchen. What a thickburger.
by dubchee September 10, 2006
 
3.
An erection: a long lasting hard on.
Fuck, dude, I got a massive thick burger at work today passin' these two hotties. Shit was beast.
by Heika May 09, 2008
 
4.
A thick, big boned girl. This includes, but is not limited to, chubby, excessively muscular, and otherwise large girls.
Sharon used to be thin in highschool, but she drank too much at college and now she's a thick burger.
by William Braskey March 24, 2008
 
5.
a girl with a nice ass
power pound them thick burgers!!!
by Keith March 22, 2005