Turtle Ride 

Sometimes a man comes along, a man that looks like Carlos Beltran, but dances like a Turtle. No, it's cool. George looks like Turtle.

Turtle get the car!!!

Who wants a Turtle Ride!!!

Turtle Ride by It's Brian July 22, 2006

Sexy Turtle Ride 

A Sexy Turtle Ride is when a man and a woman are both naked. The woman gets on the man's back when he crouching on his knees and hands. The man takes her around slowly for a tour of the house. If the man falls it could result in a broken bone, ride with caution!

Hey baby, you wanna give me a sexy turtle ride???
Sure.
(clothes get removed and the man takes off)

Sexy Turtle Ride by That is Whack56 April 25, 2006

ride the turtle 

Doggy style with a pregnant chick.

Bro, did you ride the turtle?

ride the turtle by illone84 July 6, 2017

ride the sea turtle

Butt stuff. But like, very gentle and underwater.

Alyssa is very excited about getting married in the aquarium, but she does not want to ride the sea turtle.

ride the sea turtle by Ataraxy137 May 27, 2017

Turtle2ride

PMF on some real dope shit
Loves cocaine and ayerab bitches
Always 1hunnit

That nigga turtle2ride loves cocaine and ayerab bitches!!

Turtle2ride by Turtle2ride November 22, 2021