The evolution of Screw music....NOT Screwed and Chopped, it's Slumped and Dumped. Triple chops, Cuadrouple chops, fifth chops, echo out, speaker to speaker....Slumped Out!
Those SlumpMasters are tha masters of tha Slump!
A female friend that you turn to when you need sum sex 'coz yo' aint been getting much.
Hopefully not, but may often be unnatractive.
"I hadnt had a fuck for ages so I asked my good friend if she'd be my Slump Buster."
"My regular Slump Buster waz outta town, so I had to go a hooker instead."
A generally fat, nasty, and unattractive woman seen through beer googles and acted upon sexually in order to break one's slump.
Nate Sylvester broke his slump at the summo wrestling party, where he had his way with a bumper crop of slumpers.
A period of time when you haven't thought of a good definition to add to urbandictionary.com
Usually involves the posting of phrases, insults and other bullshit.
I was in an Urban Slump, so I posted this definition.
the action of gracefully leaning on a friend/wall/stuff
often performed while mongolled
requires special training of the neck muscles
first perfected by Angharad Matthews, and now spreading around bristol and the southwest of england and wales
"for fucks sake, angie's slumping on me again"
"i feel a mondo, tip-top, clubbing jam fair of a slump coming on"
"look at them lot slumped on the bed"
|48.||go floss bitch|
telling a sloppy slut to go floss her teeth
Rob: I thaught that bitch Sasha had gaps
Slump: She does. i just left some of my liquid kids in between her teeth after she gave me skull last night.
Rob: That bitch is nasty. She aint wash it out. WTF
Slump: Yo Sasha
Sasha: Yes daddy
Slump: GO FLOSS BITCH!!! Get my kids from in between your teeth.
Sasha: Ok hold on.
|49.||bobbing for scrotum sauce|
a sport where a female gracefully hugs a penis with her lips and mouth. she then bobs up and down until she she lands upon the scrotum sauce. this sport is popular for males to experience. also know as skull
"We're here live in Slumps room where bobbing for scrotum sauce is taking place. So Slump what is the name of this contestant whos face is stuck to your penis, I dont want to interupt her"
"I dont know. But she's really doing a good job."
(in a muffled voice)"My name is Monique"
"Dont talk your ruining it....ah ah ahhhhhhh!!..."
"There you have it folks another successful outing in the wonderful sport of bobbing for scrotum sauce. Tune in tomorrow when 6 more contestants step up to the plate."
"For Bob Bohnson this is Bent Tonsil saying so long; and remember ladies liquid kids their grrrreat!!