| 1. | Thats not what she said | ||
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Opposite of 'thats what she said'. A phrase added to the front of another, innocent sounding statement, which is used to create a funny, possibly obscene, self esteem boosting comment implying that what has just been said is the opposite of what 'she' thinks. Chris: Jordan your an absolute cunt. You told everyone im a virgin, you give me shit for not driving a Ford Cortina and you screwed my fucking missus!! Your just a useless piece of human garbage!
Jordan: Thats not what she said! Chris: Thats it man your the biggest prick I know, im gonna fuck you up real good! Jordan: Thats what she said!! |
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| 2. | thats not 'news'! | ||
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something for you to mutter after hearing the same fucking story the news media/s have 'glommed' on to ad nauseam!! after hearing the same story over and over for a week+, you can mutter: thats not 'news'! the news media won't give up on the story!, its' been two weeks...thats not 'news'!
like many of my definitions, 'the thumbs down clown' will probably not like: thats not 'news'!, either!! lots of my (good) stuff gets rejected!...thats not 'news'! |
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| 3. | thats not how i roll | ||
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not agreeing with something, not wanting to do something, rejecting something said. "want a beer?"
"nah man thats not how i roll" |
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| 4. | Wait, thats not my pocket | ||
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Game in which you slide your hand into someone else's pocket. Wait for them to realize it is your hand in there pocket and say "Wait... Thats not my pocket!" Thomm was really upset when Jonathan got him with "Wait, thats not my pocket"
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| 5. | thats not sexy | ||
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i BEG you NOT to go to www.thatsnotsexy.com. you have been warned. EWWW... thats not sexy!!
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| 6. | THATS DEAD , dats dead | ||
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not happenin, forget it, im not on it. another way of saying you dont want to or its just to stupid to attempt. Da'Velle: eyo nigga you on stealin dat car
Cartier: hell naw nigga thats dead , dats dead |
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| 7. | thats what she said | ||
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A comment that turns a non sexual comment into a sexual phrase.
*In context with homework* "Tomorro i'll make it hard!" -Teacher "No sir, don't make it hard!" -Class "No I will, hard is good!" -Teacher "No sir, not hard! Big is good!" -Class "That's what she said!"-Cool guy at the back -"I don't want to get my juices all over your bench." -"That's what she said!" -"Lets see if we can get it to squirt into an arch into your mouth!" -"That's what she said!!" -"Im pregnant..." -"That's what she said... Oh... Crap..." More at http://www.thatswhatshesaid.co.nz/ *In context with homework*
"Tomorro i'll make it hard!" -Teacher "No sir, don't make it hard!" -Class "No I will, hard is good!" -Teacher "No sir, not hard! Big is good!" -Class "Thats what she said!"-Cool guy at the back -"I don't want to get my juices all over your bench." -"Thats what she said!" -"Lets see if we can get it to squirt into an arch into your mouth!" -"Thats what she said!!" -"Im pregnant..." -"Thats what she said... Oh... Crap..." More at http://www.thatswhatshesaid.co.nz/ |
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