| 1. | What-The-Fuckness | ||
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A feeling, or moment, of extreme awe, disbelief, shock, and/or randomness.
Could be used as an Adjective or a noun. 1. Being so shocked your mind is just thinking "What the fuck".
2. Not believing that you have actually done something that is this amazing and/or someone else did. 3.Blank mind. 4. Something happenes very very very unexpectedly that leaves a lingering presence of "What-The-Fuckness" |
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| 2. | baby brainwashing | ||
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The act of repeatedly whispering a word or series of words into a the ears of a small child preferably between the ages of 1 and 1 and a half. One can tell it is working when the child has a blank stare on his face - his eyes are peering off into the distance not really focused on any particular thing and his mouth is open slightly as if he is about to drool. Particularly useful if one seeks to one-day rule the world. Can be performed on both males and females, though females tend to be more susceptible to the brainwashing. Hey Manny why does Isabella have that blank stare on her face, and why is her mouth open slightly as if she's about to drool? Oh wait... dude Rafael is brainwashing your baby!
I will implement the technique of baby brainwashing to one day rule the world! |
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| 3. | point plankn | ||
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Mysterious phrase used by University of Kansas sophomore basketball guard Tyshawn Taylor on his Facebook page in a comment related to a series of altercations between members of the Kansas basketball teams in late September, 2009. Possibly indicates the speaker's attempt to communicate a level of intense seriousness for the preceding phrase or sentence. Probably a misspelling of "point blankn." “Real n-ggers do real things .. point plankn."
I told my wife, "You need to make sure the kid knows his vocabulary words for tomorrow ... point plankn." |
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| 4. | TechTV Dork | ||
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One who watches TechTV religiously and claims to know everything of IT. Also claims to have a "computer job", but in reality they work retail at Best Buy, Circuit City, CompUSA, or some store that happens to sell computer supplies.
Will give you useless specs for the top of the line video card, or the newest unreleased Microsoft product. But when asked questions related to MAN, VTP, or Ohm's Law, they will either go blank or become enraged. They have a primal tendancy to "fix" computers to the point they need to be taken to a professional. When confronted with a problem they cannot "fix", their answer is always to reformat. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD YOU LET A TECHTV DORK NEAR YOUR COMPUTER! Can be found frequenting technology sections of various forums. But tend to troll when corrected. Can also be found gushing over various computer peripherals at retail stores. When confronted by a TechTV Dork, simply say Apple, Mac, and related words. They will leave you alone and look for other prey. Friend- "Here's my Mac, please fix it!"
(Friend gets a call a few hours later...) TTVD- "I'm having trouble getting into the BIOS, what keys do you press?" Question- "I need help getting powered Firewire to work on a PC!" TTVD- "The ATX standard can only output 12V maximum! You can't do that on a PC." Response- "Ummm, ever heard of ATX 2.03?" TTVD- "Yes, but it doesn't output more than 12V." (Skimmed for it on google) Response- "Ever heard of the optional power connector in ATX 2.03?" TTVD- "Yes! But it's not REQUIRED so it doesn't matter!" (Again, looked it up on google.) Response- "Ummmmmmmm ooooook" |
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| 5. | Mindfire | ||
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the act of coalescing an idea, thought or inspiration that spreads out and builds upon itself! It's the Big-Bang of human intellect! Lyrics to a song written in minutes off a single notion or an acorn that grows to a giant oaks in seconds as the mind's eye can see it!
This is Mindfire! |
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| 6. | chuck norris:the real definition | ||
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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip. Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain. There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer. Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls. Chuck Norris is my Homeboy. Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING. Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks. (New!) Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacifi... |
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