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988. marf
A contraction of the words muff and barf. Muff meaning vagina and barf meaning....barf. Slang for the technical term vaginal vomit.
Will can you clean up the couch? Your girlfriend and all her STDs left some marf on it the last time you guys boned.
989. Muffin Party
1a) A festive gathering of only girls (or at least 80% girls), where there is a substantial abundance of muff.

1b) The female version of a Sausage Fest

2) Party based on consumption of alcohol- or marijuana-infused Muffins
Last night I went to a party at Emily's, but it was soo boring, a total Muffin Party. All chat, no boozing, and not a schlong in sight
990. Toxic Taco
A vagina, or taco, that is toxic. Usually ridden with multiple STDs, it's very gross, and is similar to muff cabbage. Also anything from Taco Bell, or Taco Bueno.
Damn! That whore had a really toxic taco!
991. The Bearded Commodore
Named after a dude in charge of a ferry, The Bearded Commodore means excessive hair on a woman’s nether regions; an unmaintained bush, coo coo, muff, etc.
I've heard that girl rocks The Bearded Commodore. You might need a GPS or a machete to get shit done.
992. muff cabbage
a smelly vagina
OMG!!! she has a muff cabbage and it stinks
993. GMP
Guaranteed Muff Plan

A guarantee for sex, getting it in.
Dude, I have a "GMP" for tonight!

Oh, you're getting it in? Nice bro!
994. Wakeland High School
Founded in 2006, in Frisco TX having only one good type of sports team, yet ironically its the sport America doesnt like. Soccer. It has attracted many from around Frisco that claim they are either Frats, Bros, LAX players, and those who think Jersey Shore is the best show around. The school is filled with wannabes and nothing but cliques of punkasses and posers, and also how the kids of the school faculty are the school sluts and skanks. Not to mention the black kids who think they go hard and throw up gang signs saying "swag", "aye", and "fresh" and they claimed they grew up and had a harder life WHILE driving their Daddys BMW, or Mercedes in their new Air Jordans and Ed Hardy clothes. It seems as if though the kids that are not popular are the only ones who have their heads on straight, but even then they still act stupid.
Brendan- Hey bro, shes muff cabbage. Wanna go play some LAX later? My bro also got us some Natty lights. I might be able to break my record of 3 tonight!

Kelton- Aye ya bro, Im down. Let me do smush smush with her first, and I cant tonight, I gotta wack off to Ronnie tonight. New episode of the best show ever.

Brendan- Want a brojob instead? Also the soccer team is playing at Wakeland High School.

Kelton- Brojob sounds good brah.
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