From the Twilight series, when you say someone is an Edward Cullen , the person is:
Can't control himself
and maybe a vampire ;)
Girl 1: *Sigh* Why can't Joshua be like an Edward Cullen?
Joshua aka Girl 1's bf: *.....*
|30.||Gabriel the Marine|
Gabriel the Marine is a band from Long Island, New York that incorporates electric violin, jazzy vocals, and the catchiness and accessibility of a mature indie pop group, all while being headed by a bunch of 17, 18, and 19 year olds. The band, who's endeavors not only involve an upcoming record with Mike Watts (As Tall As Lions, The Almost, Self Against City, The Scenic), an orchestra made up of classical musicians from Yale, Manhattan School of Music, and Juilliard, and short stories and films, cleverly stitched their talents together in a concept dealing with issues and questions far older and more timeless than the ages of the band members combined. From selling out venues in New York City, to having their single "Maybe Baby" being featured on KRock (92.3 FM), Gabriel the Marine has remained a driving force that refuses to stop.
Stay tuned for their i-Tunes release, their new music video(s), a new myspace layout, more shows, relentless touring, and of course more music. Their next album is dropping Summer 2009.
The slightly classical approach lifts this recording from the plethora of sound-alike music out there. "
- JEREMIAH SUTHER, BULL FROG MUSIC (DEC 05, 2008)
"One of the hardest working bands east of the Hudson River, they have a highly developed sound that is on the forefront of the new rock sound and a core fan base unparralelled in Long Island, backed up by some of the most cutting edge songs out there."
- JEREMY, GORILLA MUSIC (NOV 17, 2008)
"Gabriel the Marine satisfies...cravings for some nice classical and convential instrumentation with their newest EP".
- THE TAPE
"Gabriel the Marine has a sound like no other...they are the calm before the storm, the belief of not Emo, but multi-paced genrification. Absolutely one of the best finds in this year's Indie of the Year."
- MUSIC EMISSIONS
"Gabriel the Marine was born of Igor Stravinsky and Miles Davis and The Beatles. Enough said...Their first EP does them no justice compared to their live show...the next EP may prove them to be the Sigur Ros of North America."
- !ND!E REVIEWS
low creatures can't suppress their instincts & lust .. but maybe people like that darkness & loneliness which vampires live in
A stupidly obsessed Twilight Fan-Girl who talks nothing but Twilight bs. Seriously needs to find a boyfriend/life and stop dissing books such as 'Dracula' or 'Harry Potter'. Twilight is unorginal at best, and if you are a dedicated 'Fanpire' then you are unoriginal also. Stop talking about it, you obsessed freak.
Person 1: I can't wait for the new Harry Potter movie, the book is awesome!
Fanpire: HOW DARE YOU GET EXCITED ABOUT SOMETHING THAT IS NOT TWILIGHT! HARRY POTTER SUCKS ASS IT'S NOT EVEN REALISTIC! AT LEAST TWILIGHT SHOWS WHAT HIGH SCHOOL IS *REALLY* LIKE!
Fanpire 1:OHH, GLITTER LOL. WE CAN WEAR IT AND PRETEND WE ARE VAMPIRES!
Fanpire 2: LOL THEN MAYBE EDWARD WILL COME AND BITE US! -SWOON.
Ordinary Person: Shut up.
Fanpire 1&2: OMG DID HE JUST DISS TWILIGHT?
Fanpire: *Thinking, swooning, Edward Cullen oooooh*
Ordinary Person: Seriously, get a boyfriend.
Fanpire: But he won't glitter :(
Fanpire: Check out my brand new 'Team Edward' t-shirt! I'm going to frame it!
Ordinary Person: I'll burn it for you.
Fanpire: I set up a webcam over my bed so it's like someone is watching me!
Otherkin are a magical race of people that are usually combinations of two very separate creatures. For example, an otherkin will often be part morbidly obese and part attention whore.more...
Otherkin are often misunderstood...because it's hard to understand someone when they've got their mouth full of one of those sculpted dragon-penis shaped dildos.
It's not unheard of for a teenager with gawky looks and low self-esteem to stumble across an enclave/nest/website/asylum full of these people and, after being greedily accepted by them, suddenly remember that he was (in a previous life) part basilisk, part Merlin. He/she will maintain this belief until he/she gets laid. NOTE: If he/she gets laid by a fellow otherkin, all bets are off for the return of sanity. He/she will probably die at the age of 59 with a smile on his/her face, knowing that in the next life he/she will be a wyvern claiming to be Normalkin that was once human who the other wyverns will make fun of and push into the mud.
In a perfect world, we'd be allowed to send them to camps where guys in knight armor would spend the day walking around and smacking them gently on the head with blunt swords until they smarten up, but this is not a perfect world. The best we norms can hope for is to catch one unawares, steal their prosthetic unicorn horn, and run away giggling while they stand there wetting their pants in impotent fury and screaming "Brinnnnng baaaaack myyyyy horrrrrrn!"
Otherkin are prone to outbursts of nonse...
Starred as Cedric in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire and is now famous for playing the character Edward in the popular (and overrated) Twilight series.
Better actor than Kristen Stewart who plays Bella, but does not fit the perfect image of Edward in the book.
I can't believe they picked Robert Pattinson to play Edward!
He's not that bad.
Maybe not in other movies, but as Edward he sucks.
1. The British actor playing the vampire Edward Cullen in the Twilight movie series. (the pale gross faggot, not the tan muscleheaded retard)
2. The British actor who played the wizard Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of fire, and got about maybe 15 minutes total of awkward screen time.
3. A reanimated fetus who managed to reach semi-adulthood, but whose hair, teeth, and talent stayed at the same level, which makes a vampire the perfect role
Dude, Robert Pattinson looks like a nasty reanimated fetus. What do these crazy 12 year olds see in him?