A site where people go on to look up definitions of street slangs, labels, stereotypes, etc.
Geeks or losers go on it to get info and bash on people on youtube or other sites otherwise known as a hater.
Posers and fakes go on to look how to be whatever label they're looking for.
People with no life
Someone like me whos wasting my own time writing this definition up.
Guy: Lets go look up stuff on urbandictionary.com
Loser: stupid idiot tried to diss me on youtube, *Goes on urbandictionary.com to look up slangs and gasngster terms*
Posers: Ima go on urbandictionary.com to learn how to be a scene kid and not be known as a poser.
Emo is defined by a group of 14-17 year old suburban highschool students who complain about how hard they have it. Emo followers complain about how their parents make them grow up in an upper middle class enviornment. To be emo you must listen to emotional garbage pop artists such as Taking Back Sunday, The Killers, and other lame bands of that sort. An emo person will also have a myspace page set as private so they can feel like they are depriving someone from being their friend by their choice. Emo people always have extremly tight clothing mainly in the color black. They have 1/3 of their face covered by their greasy flat hair. This is believed to cover their eye so nobody can see into their tortured soul or some b.s.
An example of an emo is that loner who sits in the corner with his group of homosexual looking goths. Emo and goth are completely seperate catagories and are not to be confused with one another. Goths usually have some substance to their being and do not want approval from others. Where emo's want to act like goths but will never get the slitest amount of respect from anyone.
How to be Emo:more...
- Make a MySpace page, don't put ANYTHING in the 'about me' section except depressed graphics you can find online, and make the background something like bloody roses or just all black. Add a whole bunch of Apps that look evil, even though you know you'll never use them. Don't take any pictures yet, we'll get to that. Put all the other emo kids in your top friends.
- Go to the book store and grab a couple of vampire books, since they're the only thing you'll be reading (that is, if you're FORCED to read).
- Go to the music store and buy a bunch of CDs from My Chemical Romance, The Used, and more. If you need some ideas, go look at the band shirts at Hot Topic (and pick up a couple of those while you're there).
- Now, not ALL 'emo' kids cut themselves, but the true ones do. Because they are emotional (emo) and that's where it comes from. But they are really depressed and messed up. Don't think that you have to cut yourself to be emo. Then again, if you're not depressed, maybe you should go for scene.
- The emo look is something pretty much easy and expensive to pull off. First, only buy your clothes from Hot Topic or any place that has clothes similar to that. Never step foot inside Abercrombie, Hollister, Aeropostale, etc. Buy the band shirts (as stated earlier), a bunch of checkered jack...
1. a whiney emo dick who posts things on urban dictoinary complaining about how much emos dont cut themselves just for attention and how being emo is about the music.
I HAVE HAD ENOUGH! of these emo shits who cut because "they just wanna get away from the pain" your not removing the pain, your converting it to physical pain
thats like if you had a fire and you put it out then the stuff you put it out with left radiation.
also they complain about how much people bash on them, we bash on you because it must be done to feed your false sense of self hate! if no one bashed on emos, there would be no emos so take the "pain" and shut the fuck up!
2. a person who complains so much it seems emo.
3. the many people who will most likely post on this talking about how much i am wrong and how emos dont complain very much and how they dont cry and slit thier wrists and thats only poseurs and blah blah blah
4. a person who is emo who talks about how they dont conform, yet they conform to the emo clone army
well im done lets see what you got emos
Emo Fag:*sniff sniff* NO ONE UNDERSTANDS HOW HARD IT IS TO BE EMO!
Man:just stop cutting yourself, crying, attempting suicide and writing shitty music
Emo Fag:but its how i feel!
Man:as if! like you actually hate getting so many gifts from your parents and how well off you are
Emo Fag:BUT BUT
Man:shut the fuck up
Emo Complainer:that isnt a real emo!
Man:who the fuck are you?
Emo Complainer:us emos dont cry and whine! we dont cut ourselves thats a scene!
Man's GF:honey what are you doing?
Man:just emo bashing, honey
Man's GF:HAH what a buncha emo faggots
Emo Complainer:SHUT UP! SHUT UP! *sob sob sniff* YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND *thinking:remeber you hate life and yourself, you hate life and yourself.... but then again... NO FUCK PREPS!*
Man:this example is getting to long i'm out, c'mon honey
p.s. im not a prep or any of that shit because i am a real non conformist emo fuckers
A person usually an albino white kid with dark hair. They cry and complain about how life sucks but really they just need to smoke a joint once in a while. They wear tight jeans because they think everyone is gay like them and likes looking at their disgusting tight bodies. They wear tight shirts too because they are fucked up. They sometimes wear glasses, retarded shoes, and they listen to stupid bands like Coldplay and Slipknot.
And then they got their whole ear pierce bullshit, and emo tatoos. Also if you want to be emo you need to follow a specific guideline.
1. Be an albino middle class white kid
2. Act all cool on a skateboard.
3. Be sad and bitchy all the time.
4. Have a small 2 inch dick.
5. Be a fucking faggot.
6. Worship Satan
7. Cut your wrists
Follow those steps and you're an emo.
Josh: I cut my wrists last night.
Nick: Nice, I was just jacking off to Slipknot vids and then I went boardin' on my sick deck. I can do a neat trick on my skateboard!
Josh: I can do sick tricks too.
Nick: Yeah. Decks are sick.
Tyler: My girlfriend dumped me and I cut my wrists.
Josh: Oh my Satan!
Tyler: Yeah it's rough but im an emo punk so I can handle it with self mutilation.
Nick: Let's go cut our wrists and suck eachother's dicks while watching Slipknot guys!
ok..people who are saying "how to be scene"...its kinda stupid to have to learn to act a certain way....if yur scene then yur scene and if yur not then yur not..juss be yur self....scene means that yoo cud care less wat ppl think of yoo.....but scene ppl arent necessarily smokers or all about violence...they are juss ppl who dnt care wat ppl think...they care wat they think...im scene but i dnt smoke. mi hair isnt black its blonde and pink. scene chickas love love love bein cute...thats pretty much it!!!!
...and dont get scene ppl and emo ppl mixed up cuz wer COMPLETELY different
examples of how scene chikz talk wud be "rawr im a dino"..."rad"...stellar"....etc.
btw ...we love, love..
someone who is different and doesn't give a f**k and they want to express it to everyone, they like screamo bands, which can now be infused with rap (examples of this on youtube) they also like real hardcore rock, they dress in bright colours to stand out, they want to show a darker side of themselves by colouring their hair with a black base and wearing black band t-shirts of more hardcore rock groups, they are pretty nice people once you get to know them, usually if someone is an emo society has driven them to it.
Emo girl's usually look innocent but threatening, and Emo guys usually look stick thin and depressed.
Most emo's are usually bi or bi-curious.
Society:that person is different lets mock them
Emo gets s**t off society
Emo then realizes how different they are and decide to try to be normal like society.
Emo creates a cool band.
Emo guy meets Emo girl.
Fall in love.
Emo's win, Society FAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!