The day that servers are for maintainance, where most WoW addicts run around and scream then go into withdrawl.
*WoW player logs onto computer...*
*WoW player realizes it's Tuesday*
*WoW player realizes and exclaims outloud:*
FUCK IT'S A WoW TUESDAY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
A game that can improve social life if ur a kid,and can destroy social life if ur an adult. it eats away at your brain and tells you not to go near sunlight because the sun will create a reflection on the screen so you can't see the big hairy blue ghostlands spider thats about to kill you. There is one expansion and a new one coming out this year. I am a noob but I know these things cuz i know a 70 in rl(rl=real life in WoW speak)if you have BC(Burning Crusade) there are ten races in all. Fivefor alli,(alliance) and five for HORDE(WOOT!!! HORDE!)Alli races:Draeni, NIGHT ELF!!!,gnome, dwarf, and human. Horde races:BLOOD ELF!!!(if you call them gay I will hunt you down)tauren, orc, undead, and troll. WARNING: This game is very addictive.
Killerkitten(My main):OMFG I just got killed by an alli in horde territory when I didn't even attack him first! Wtf is up with that.
Callipso(one of my good friends):Ok, calm down, I'm sure its just a glitch
Party Killerkitten: Yeah well, glitches suck
Party Callipso: I know they do butif you wanna play you gottalive with 'em
Party Killeerkitten: At least spinebreaker isn't a new server. those ones are always real glitchy. Cairne is a new one, and the glitches are non-stop. it got so bad I considered quitting WoW
Party Callipso: Well, good thing you didn't lol
Party Killerkitten: Yeah lol
The type of Vanessa that is so outlandish in speech, ideas, experiences, and lifestyle, that the only feedback on her is a baffled "Wow..."
Often an expression of disbelief.
Used to identify which Vanessa one is speaking of...even if only one Vanessa is known to the user of this expression. Not just any Vanessa. Vanessa Wow.
Expression Coined by Jodi Trout.
"Last night I talked a tourist into giving me his wedding ring as a birthday gift. He was sober."
"I traded it to the bathroom attendant for a cigarette and a pink starburst at 3am"
"Vanessa WOW." accompanied by an aghast expression.
A thow wow means a thousand dollars
It cost about a thow wow
wow alert: the expression used when either you see a really hot person or have an EXTREME outburst to where you must say "wow alert"
*hot guy walks by* Jenny: WOW ALERT! I'm gonna get some of that.
*girl is crying in class* Lily: Whats wrong? Kristina: I got a F on my test! Lily: wow alert.
A person who plays World of Warcraft(Wow) non stop. All they talk, think, and do is Wow. They are more obsessed with WOW than a drug addict.
Steven: *comes up behind you, stabs you in the back with invisible knife* Ganked!! hahaha
TJ: Dude you are a freaking wow fag steven!
World of WarCraft. A subscription based massive multiplayer online role playing game released by Blizzard in November 2004. It is currently the largest of its kind in the world with over five million subscribers world wide (over one million in the United States). After level 60, there is very little you can accomplish unless you schedule time to play daily. Many have fallen into the trap of playing this game, and needing to get that next piece of “1337” gear to impress “n00bs” in Ironforge.more...
In order to become powerful enough to dominate everyone in PvP combat without trying, you need to collect the most powerful raiding armor sets. This usually requires large guilds composed of mostly high school and college students/dropouts or fat unemployed people in their 40’s cursing and complaining and making gay references over Ventrilo or Teamspeak. There is often a point system, and a lot of drama involved in gaining gear. These guilds are rarely managed by anyone with any real marketable management skill.
Long term exposure to this game has hazardous side effects to ones life. Before you know it, your friend base starts shrinking. Your wife/girlfriend leaves. You become bitter, and play the game even more to escape while popping down your Prozac with lukewarm Mountain Dew. You had four jobs with periods of unemployment in the past year, and you live in your parents basement while posting up generalized, uncited, bias, unproven generalized and opinionated rants ...