The all-too common practice of yelling at the top of your lungs into your cell phone.

Far from using the most sophisticated communications technology on the planet, many people seem to believe that they're connected to the other person by a pair of soup cans with a string stretched between them. Thus, they feel compelled to SCREAM at the top of their lungs whenever speaking on their cell phones.

Part of the problem is the extremely poor ear-piece design in most modern cell phones and the resulting inability for the person talking to get the right level of feedback. This is something that phone engineers had down to a finely tuned science a hundred years ago but seems to have been lost on current phone design engineers.

a guy in prison who likes to talk like a badass when he's still locked in the cell but doesn't say shit when he's out.

1. n. Any traffic accident caused by some moron who was paying too much attention to their cell phone conversation and not paying enough attention to their driving.

2. n. A child or teenager who is pouting, grumbling, and generally misbehaving over the fact that mommy and daddy refuse to buy them an expensive and needlessly tricked out cell phone.

The cell phone is a device originally intended to allow communication over long distances without the need of a grounded connection. however, recently, the cell phone has become the equivalent of a pace maker to many people.

millions of people in the world would die a slow and painful death due to not being in constant contact with there friends and family.

The use of new ever smaller cell phones has also caused much confusion due to the fact that you have no clue who they are talking to.

cell phones have shown to cause severe damage to the brains of rodents who were exposed to an active cell phone for extensive periods of time.

A half-assed Splinter Cell game that has more bugs in it than a decomposing rat has maggots.

The beast that is the real reason for accidents involving a phone. When the driver of a car is talking on a cell phone the Cell Phone Ogre grabs the car and throws it into another car. Normally masks his appearance in the form of an individual or higher power stopping people from using a phone while driving.

At social occasions or youth groups for school; when everybody gets dressed up, the girls put on tight jeans and a stretchy, revealing tank top while the boys put on baggy pants and a t-shirt. They all put on cologne or perfume. After arriving they sit down with there friends or if they're trying to "fit in" the popular peeps. The people pull out their Cell Phones and start to press random buttons, acting like they know what they're doing and/or text to people. All of this just to be popular, and saying without speaking it... "HEY! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME!!! I HAVE A NEW RAZOR! LOOK HOW SPOILED AND RICH I AM! MY MOMMY AND DADDY BUY EVERYTHING FOR ME!" In most cases, these people have a low self-esteem, resulting in them going home crying everyday. This also may cause them to have shaggy long black hair and claim to be emo. ALOT of them also bring Ipods.