The all-too common practice of yelling at the top of your lungs into your cell phone.
Far from using the most sophisticated communications technology on the planet, many people seem to believe that they're connected to the other person by a pair of soup cans with a string stretched between them. Thus, they feel compelled to SCREAM at the top of their lungs whenever speaking on their cell phones.
Part of the problem is the extremely poor ear-piece design in most modern cell phones and the resulting inability for the person talking to get the right level of feedback. This is something that phone engineers had down to a finely tuned science a hundred years ago but seems to have been lost on current phone design engineers.
Bob: "Geeze, Fred. I'm trying to eat here. Must you always be cell screaming while we're having lunch?"
Fred: "Sorry, Bob. I didn't even realize that I was doing that."
Bob: "Well, it's not entirely your fault, part of it is that crappy phone. But still, get a grip. Your throat must be sore!"
a guy in prison who likes to talk like a badass when he's still locked in the cell but doesn't say shit when he's out.
Stop being a cell soldier and come out on the yard and talk shit.
|24.||cell phone wreck|
1. n. Any traffic accident caused by some moron who was paying too much attention to their cell phone conversation and not paying enough attention to their driving.
2. n. A child or teenager who is pouting, grumbling, and generally misbehaving over the fact that mommy and daddy refuse to buy them an expensive and needlessly tricked out cell phone.
1. The police said that the driver who slammed into the back of Leon's car had been on his cell for over 25 minutes before and 5 minutes after the collision. Leon was pissed that he was in a cell phone wreck.
2. Yesterday, John asked his folks for a $150 cell phone with texting, graphics, games, MP3 music, video conversation, and high speed wireless internet. When they said no, he locked himself in his room and didn't come out for the rest of the day. The little cell phone wreck won't get a phone that way.
The cell phone is a device originally intended to allow communication over long distances without the need of a grounded connection. however, recently, the cell phone has become the equivalent of a pace maker to many people.
millions of people in the world would die a slow and painful death due to not being in constant contact with there friends and family.
The use of new ever smaller cell phones has also caused much confusion due to the fact that you have no clue who they are talking to.
cell phones have shown to cause severe damage to the brains of rodents who were exposed to an active cell phone for extensive periods of time.
While oringinally intended to be a communications device, the cell phone has found many other uses, including angering the older population with people who walk around seemingly talking to themselves.
|26.||Splinter Cell:Double Agent PC version|
A half-assed Splinter Cell game that has more bugs in it than a decomposing rat has maggots.
I wasted $40 on Splinter Cell:Double Agent PC version
|27.||Cell Phone Ogre|
The beast that is the real reason for accidents involving a phone. When the driver of a car is talking on a cell phone the Cell Phone Ogre grabs the car and throws it into another car. Normally masks his appearance in the form of an individual or higher power stopping people from using a phone while driving.
Driver: Ooh! My girlfriend just sent me a text message, I'm gonna check it. Hmm.. she's leaving for the airport now, I think i'll text back saying "have a great trip!" *Driver begins to text*.
Sister: OmG Don'T teXT WhILe dRiVinG!!1one! (Cell Phone Ogre in form of sister)
Kid is following parents to camping grounds on an empty road.
Kid: *calls parents* Hey can we stop and get some food soon? I'm starv...
*Cell Phone Ogre (invisible to everyone) picks up the '73 Metallic Blue Slugbug and throws it into parents' pick-up. Kid dies.*
At social occasions or youth groups for school; when everybody gets dressed up, the girls put on tight jeans and a stretchy, revealing tank top while the boys put on baggy pants and a t-shirt. They all put on cologne or perfume. After arriving they sit down with there friends or if they're trying to "fit in" the popular peeps. The people pull out their Cell Phones and start to press random buttons, acting like they know what they're doing and/or text to people. All of this just to be popular, and saying without speaking it... "HEY! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME!!! I HAVE A NEW RAZOR! LOOK HOW SPOILED AND RICH I AM! MY MOMMY AND DADDY BUY EVERYTHING FOR ME!" In most cases, these people have a low self-esteem, resulting in them going home crying everyday. This also may cause them to have shaggy long black hair and claim to be emo. ALOT of them also bring Ipods.
Evan: "People these days... They just want to be cool."
Sarah: "Yeah, like at youth group last week; all of them had the cell trend going there. They ALL pulled out their cell phones and started texting."
Evan: "Did you see Ian? He was just pressing random buttons on his phone. I would assume that he just got it. dumb Ian... ::snickers::"