Australian joke about a "machine" supposedly made by a guy called simply - Joe, that never appeared anywhere and seems to be a fictional character.

Nice idea that does not work, because its is founded on quackery and pseudoscience about perpetual motion.
Joe cell is presumably a machine that runs on orgone - the "living force". There is no such thing.
The cell is actually supposed to be a free energy device, a perpetuum mobile which is impossible. It violates the law of conservation of energy.

The cell is actually an electrolizer and a very poor capacitator.
There are claims that the device, composed of stainless steel cylinders with water, consumes no water, which is absurd claim born from the fact that lots of developed hydrogen and oxygen during the electrolysis consumes only a tiny ammount of water, undetectable to sloppy observers.
Hence, it violates the law of conservation of matter, too.

Numerous persistent webpages connected to New Age (again, connected to various paranoical claims about human reptiles, illuminates, masons, etc.), clam that "orgone saturated gasses" are produced, when in fact, only hydrogen and oxygen are exiting the cell. During their ascencion, they mix and form a highly explosive gas (mixture of hydrogen and oxygen is very dangerous) which is the "third unexplainable gas" of "orgone properties".

There are unfinished blueprints...

Where person 'A' makes a cell phone call to person 'B', gets their voice mail, begins to leave a message. Meanwhile person 'B' sees the missed call, phones person 'A' from THEIR cell, and gets person 'A's voice mail, leaving a message to call them back. meanwhile, Person 'A' finishes the message for person 'B', see's that they have missed a call from person 'B' and call them back, only to get the voice mail again, because person 'B' is doing the same... the cycle continues as long as the participants do not pause to let the other person through.

n. someone who carries two or more cell phones (none of which are for business purposes) and is talking on one of them almost all the time... this person will stop whatever they're doing to talk on their cell phone, even if they're with friends

adj. radiation from cell phones (obviously)

a stem cell is a cell whose function has not been decided. stem cells have the potential to become any type of cell that exists, at least in humans. every person has stem cells, but the older you are, the harder it is to find these cells, because less of them exist. the most easy place to get these cells from is the BLASTOCYST form of fetal development; herein lies the bige controversy of embryonic stem cell research

A teacher at school who is always telling you to put away your cell phone.

A.K.A (DC*)
A Dutch Playstation gaming clan started in socom 2 formally knows as Kezzkoppuh. First Created by Socom player Greyfox Zero then they gave leadership to Sir Foxfield. By the time socom 3 came out Greyfox Zero was leader again, Until he quited playing Socom 3 and gave leadership to HaVoCnL but by that time not much members still played Socom 3, and the Clan sort of died off.
Dead Cell will be revived for Playstation 3, Leaded by Greyfox Zero (PS3 Nick not desided yet) and HaVoCnL (PS3 Nick: NightRage).
Deal Cell is known for having lots of fun but playing not many wars.

Former Members :

(DC*)Greyfox Zero
(DC*)HaVoCnL
(DC*)Sir Foxfield
(DC*)Last Sight
(DC*)The Lost One
(DC*)Jptjuh
(DC*)Gobbie
(DC*)Qbrain
(DC*)Paintballpanic

A prepaid cell phone. It's mainly used when people do dirt, but at the same time, not all the time.

This can also be called a disposable cell phone.