| 1. | a real mother | ||
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Instead of newer genres, it's more an older, rough, tough 'biker' usage... for someone to be wary of, aware of, watch out for, cognizant of... used informatively, often as a warning.
sarcasticly - similar to 'a real nice guy', 'a real sweetheart' "You'd better watch out for that one, he's a real mother... "
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| 2. | Tea cake | ||
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A real sweetheart of a guy; a good man, sweet like a tea cake; one's boyfriend or a good-looking guy, as in "he my tea cake", as in a yummy dessert. (Also a character in Zora Neale Hurston's novel: "Their Eyes Were Watching God") "He my tea cake." "What you doin messin wid ma tea cake?"
"Gonna get me summa ma tea cake tonight, for real!" "My tea cake gave me dis fo' our anniversary." "He gonna make some gurl a real fine tea cake, one day." "Ew, wouldja just look at him! He a real tea cake, ain't he?" |
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| 3. | brent | ||
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A male who, at first glance, seems to be a douchebag, but upon further study will turn out to have a heart of gold. That frat boy's actually pretty Brent. I mean, he hangs out with all of those assholes, but he's a real sweetheart.
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| 4. | sweetheart | ||
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Someone who's kind-hearted, nice, sweet, great person, personality, lovely to be around and just a great friend. "I like Joaquin, he's a real sweetheart."
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| 5. | Men | ||
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(1) A man is a being that is very rare to find. A man is all the a woman wants. This is mainly; Kind, sensitive, sweet, funny - not crude, interesting, loving, mature, protective - not obsessed, sharing and gentle. However because you are very unlikley to find a man, you extremly unlikly to find men. So instead we call them lads or players. However if you do find a real man you are very lucky, so be careful!
(2) Lads / Players are normally at least one of those things out. Most have the 'need' to be sexist and like to shout things such as 'bend over darlin' and such like. They also have no idea of decency and like to brag about their sex positions. (3) Players quite often like to Shoulder surf and sweet talk you whilst having a look round to see whos better. Lads / Players also have never ending cheesy chat lines such as , "I've lost my number can I have yours?" and "I like your top but it would look better on my bedroom floor" etc. (4) Lads / Players also have a tendancy to tell all their mates exactly what happened last night. Some even do this in front of the female concerned. This is a stereotype known as a Jerk (1) Mary: OMG. I think . . . I could of found . . . a man!!
Louise: No way. Does he have any brothers. Mary: Yes but they're players Louise:Not a family of men then? Mary: No just the one. Louise:Oh well make sure you keep him to yourself or you'll have a fight in your hands. Mary: Totally (2)I was walking a long my street, minding my own business just walking past a construction site, lolly pop in mouth. Suddenly this lad shouts wehey love nice job you're doing sucking that. Come on want to try me out? (3) Mary goes to a club and catches the eye of some player. Player: Hello, wanna come for a dance sweetheart? Mary: Not really. Player: Oh come on darling. What could happen. Come and have a dance. Eh? Mary: ooh go on then Player: Oh sorry Ive just seen someone I need to talk to. Give me your number and Ill call you if I get lost. Mary: You wish (4) Louise: I cant believe how good it was last night Lad: Yeah I know. Do wanna come meet my mates? Louise: Sure Lad:Hey guys how fit is she? *Wolf whistles etc* Louise:Stop it Lad: Well guess how hot she was last night? SO HOT. She is such a closet slut Louise: OMG. You jerk *Slaps him* JERK: Chill babe |
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| 6. | sweethole | ||
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When a boy/girl is a total sweetheart but has a dark, asshole side to them. K - Yor a horrible person. Like one second yor a total sweetheart but sometimes yu can be a real asshole.
B - Yea, I know. I'm a real sweethole. K - LOFL |
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| 7. | christian | ||
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a young kid who dose not yet know where his life will lead him , a sensitive and emotional kid who will cry through any sad movie you put him to. loves soccer , likes to express himself in songs, drawing , and singing , loves to look up in the sky at night through his window open to feel the breeze , belives in wishes comming true at 11:11pm , sweetest kid who girls love and call cute all the time , will never hurt you , when he loves you , you can tell he'll make you happy on how hard he tries , takes alot to earn his trust , someone who is funny but shy alot , been through alot with relationships and family , likes to spend his free time on friends or excersing , thinks alot about the world and how it became , thinks about how he got to this point , loves alot of people but when he has his eye on a girl he will do anything for that one girl to be his , a real sweetheart the new kid christian is a real kid who you always dreamed for , hes my perfect type.
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