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原指公安机关(或者有关部门)诱捕犯罪对象时开门用的的借口 现多用来警告某人被论坛(或者贴吧)封禁
开门!查水表!解:水表在外面!
开门!顺丰快递!开门!送外卖的!解:我没买东西,你送错人了!
开门!邻居借醋!解:我家从不用醋!
开门!你家漏水了!解:我家今天停水!
开门!班主任家访!解:我没生小孩!
开门!买份保险吧!解:我很安全!
开门!社区送温暖来了!解:我很热!
开门!你的充气娃娃到了!解:我有女/男朋友!(警察:不可能!快开门!)
开门!出来以后我请你吃饭!解:我家盐用不完,只能在家吃!
开门!我想用你的车拉一下化肥!解:我家用的是自行车!
开门!你的清华大学录取通知书到了!解:我已经上别的学校了!
by http://discord.me/0131 March 10, 2016

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