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470. Six Stack
When a person is so fat he or she has six stacks of fat or six layers of fat stacked. The opposite of six pack abs.
- David eats so much he has a six stack.

- Dude you're growing a six stack.
471. Wake Up Call
In the morning, or anytime of the day, when the victim is taking a shower you go into the bathroom and take a large smelly shit and then flush the toilet. By flushing the toilet, the water temperature changes causing the victim to run out of the shower and smell the stench filled air. Best done in the morning, hence wake up call.
6:30 AM
*flush*
Roy: Ahhh ahhhh cold cold, *cough* *cough* *gag* *gag* what the...damn it.....MIKEY!!!!!!!
Mikey: Hahahaha wake up call!!!!!!

Manager: Why are you late today Duncan?
Duncan: Sorry it's too obscene to mention
Manger: What?
Duncan: I stayed the night at my friend's house and he gave me a wake up call.
472. Facebook Filler
The rise of Facebook terms on Urban Dictionary replacing actual inventive wordplay.
6 March
Flapping - Ignoring a friends request.

7 March
Pic-y - Being very choosey about you will date according to how hot they are in the Profile Pic.

8 March
Throwback - When Facebook is slow and blah blah blah

"Ahh man, Facebook Filler"
473. Six ways from sunday
Alternative rock band from chicago comprised of members: Francesco Roti, Tim "The Hatter" Hughes, Tony Rock and Jason Moore.
I love that band six ways from Sunday
Let's check out six ways from Sunday's new EP
474. Tanvir
God of sex.
Tanvir can throw down.
475. Proud Papa Glance
When you're done taking a dump and you stand and turn around to admire your mudbaby. Dismay is a common reaction, as some may spot peanuts, corn, or other bits of partially digested foods, yet they are certain that they hadn't eaten such things recently.
Tommy's kinda upset today. This morning, as he engaged in a Proud Papa Glance, he saw that it was riddled with peanuts, but he's allergic and can't eat peanuts! Leads him to believe he's not the real father of that turd.
476. Black Jack
6'4", 240 lb. hard hitting, precision passing power forward in the EA Sports NHL series. Parents Dark and Ebony Jack gave Black his name based on his dark skin and their favorite card game, 21. Black went on to wear the number 21 as a youth competing in all sports and to this day sports the same number. Black has a tendancy to pick up silly penalties in his attempts to dismember opponents. His teammates love his tenacity however. Black's love of the ladies is legendary as he's been known to get busy with young ladies while in the SinBin, giving all new meaning to the term.
Black Jack feeds Numero Uno in the slot...Uno BURIES IT!

Black Jack absolutely crushed that guy...look at the poor dude picking his spleen up off the ice!

Black Jack has the puck on a string- dishes to Mike B...B for BURIED!
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