Non-smoker: No way- there are cooler ways to die.
--5 years later--
Wrinkly Smoker: hey, do you wanna catch a movie later?
Girl: Sorry, I only go out with guys my age.
Wrinkly Smoker: I am your age!
Girl: Ohh sorry.. then i guess your a smoker.. cool real cool-- nott
This person will tend to hang around with you or your group of friends. A Smoker is someone you have ditched or attempted to ditch before.
To avoid a smoker just yell "smoker" then run away as fast as you can. Smokers are usually slow and will not be able to follow you.
Phillip- " oh hear he comes, Smoker!!"
Derek- "look out hear comes a smoker."
Smokers shouldn't get free hospital treatment! It should go to people who didn't harm themselves!
(why was this not published before? I'm an editor too and the guides say publish opinions.)