|1.||Blonde Girl Wasted|
To get extremely intoxicated beyond reason. When you get blonde girl wasted you are fun and functional, despite being in a black out. Similar to white girl wasted or white boy wasted, only more extreme. Only achievable by blonde college students.
Guy 1: Yeah, didn't think that chick go home with me, but she did!
Guy 2: Yeah, she was blonde girl wasted.
|2.||wiggity wiggity wasted|
a term used to describe a male or female intoxicated to the point of not knowing who they are, where they are, etc. Usually this stage of wastedness occurs prior to blackout and after wasted.
"Dude, I'm getting wiggity wiggity wasted tonight!"
Wasted in the most extreme sense of the word. When one becomes filthy wasted he/she will do and say things that they would never dream of doing sober. You will also admit to things that you are ashamed of! Girls will want to slap bitches and then make out with 'em and guys will want to kill a nigga!
"I have never seen Allie get that filthy wasted! She even admitted to the time she let John put it in her ass!"
a method of partying that is consistant with "on the road" by jack kerouac. living life to the ultimate extreme.
is not limited to the over consumption of alcohol/drugs, but usually works out better. one could easily "party wasted" at church or a library.
also can be used a greeting or parting.
ex1: "we went to the kelly clarkson show last night. we were so party wasted. don hooked up with a high schooler."
ex2: man1: "Hey party wasted?"
man2: "mostly, i got to get going, but hey party wasted?"
ex3: "Party Wasted"
A word used to describe your drunken state, it can also be used as a preview to what you want your night to become.
1)One can NEVER use the term shitty-wasted to describe a negative experience with alcohol!!!
2)Anytime the term is used, it must be immediately followed by the term what's up. "Shitty wasted, whats up?" Which is usually sang to the tune.."what it is hoe..."
I didnt wake up in my bed this morning, THATS how shitty wasted I was last night.
Whats our goal tonight? Getting SHITTY WASTED!!
|6.||Wasted Little Dejays|
Name of a song by The View. The chorus says astedway ittlelay ejaysday pig latin for Wasted Little Dejays. Very catchy.
You are wasted little dejays
When someone gets ridiculously wasted (high, drunk, etc.), so much so that they look disgusting and not at all like they are having fun. Usually they wind up looking dirty, greasy, possibly lecherous or like they just got out of a coma (eyes rolling back, etc.).
I'm kind of worried--Keith isn't just wasted, he's dirty-wasted. I'm not sure if he even knows where he is and he looks like shit.