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A cute, fun loving girl who you cannot stop talking to.
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to steal, to drive fast, or a joint.
I smoked some zoi, zoied a car and then zoied off down the highway!
by worm September 19, 2003
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1: Noun- A person who has been known to have a way of confusing you, but still makes it all right.
2: Verb - To catch on fire, set an item on fire, to mispell the easyest of words.
1: "Geeze. the way you said that makes you sound like Zoi"
2: "Well..you see.. I pulled a sort of Zoi and set my let on fire"
by Mark November 26, 2003
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Yes, In agreement with, greeting or nod to sudden presence.
Homeycan you believe that fugly hag sat on your face when you were shitfaced?

"Zoi, it was a buzzkill but I did bust a nut and yarred her but good."
by David Michael March 09, 2004
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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