The only proper response to something that makes absolutely no sense.
1: If all the animals on the equator were capable of flattery, Halloween and Easter would fall on the same day.
1: Wow your cock is almost as big as my dad's.
1: I accidentially a whole coke bottle
2: You accidentially what?
1: A whole coke bottle
Slang. Indicates confusion or a need for clarification. Statement/question.
1: "lolz Yea sex is great and everything but its way too overrated. Its like o yea i screwed this girl or this guy and i hear it over and over. And all it causes is more drama, not org drama, but more like Maury drama. So yea, im not gonna have sex till i have a gf that lasts for a year."
Another way of saying what
on message boards.
Similar to wut
<jd998> nuh girls can 2
<jd998> but its not like our cum its like water but clear
<sweetangel13> i've never done it
<jd998> well how do u no when to stop
<sweetangel13> i dunno. it feels good for a while and i just decide to stop...
<sweetangel13> im afraid of my parents walking in
<jd998> y how do u do it
<jd998> liekon ur bed or with ur nikers on
<sweetangel13> at night i get on my bed and put my covers over me
<jd998> n wat
<jd998> pull ur nikers down
<sweetangel13> then i take my panties off and rub some vaseline on my fingers
<jd998> ok y vaseline
<sweetangel13> it makes it easier
<sweetangel13> then i stick my fingers in there...
<jd998> nice nice
<sweetangel13> and start moving it around.
<jd998> u got msn
<sweetangel13> no sorry
<jd998> fuk yer
<jd998> how many fingers have u had in ur pussy before
<sweetangel13> and eventually i get 2 fingers in there
<sweetangel13> then i put some vaseline on my other hand
<sweetangel13> and start rubbing my penis.
A word, that when perfectly placed, is a powerful ally. It's like saying "What the fuck?" when you are completely and utterly dumbfounded by a concept, idea, or situation.
Reno: this chick looks kinda like brittany
Reno: except brittany is way way waaaaaaay hotter than her
Nev: that chick
Nev: no offense
Nev: but she's fuckin hideous
Reno: dude i know lmao
Nev: her face
Reno: brittany is like the hot version of that look
Nev: good god
Reno: that chicks fugly
Nev: i dont see a hot version of that at all
Nev: thats like posting a picture of carrot top and saying someone is the "hot version". there is no possible way to concieve of it.
Nev: it's ...INCONCIEVABLE!
Reno: i knew a girl who thought carrot top was hott
Short form of "what". Is usually used by people who's synapses fire at a very slow rate. Can be used by otherwise literate people to convey a state of being utterly flabbergasted.
Nick: So, your cousin is sleeping over tonight.
Nick: Is that your cousin in the picture on your Myspace?
Nick: She looks pretty cool.
George: Sure, she's cool.
Nick: She's hot, actually.
Nick: Can I sleep over tonight?
Wat is the internet troll equivalent to what
and is generally used in instances in which what
simply does NOT seem to adequately portray the desired level of confusion and general whatthefuckness
of the situation.
Guy 1: Hey, Jimmy. Can I ask you a question?
Guy 2 (presumably Jimmy): Yeah?
Guy 1: Has anyone REALLY been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Guy 2: wat?
"wat." is a full sentence, used as a reply to something that makes no sense at all, to indicate confusion. "wat." is never typed/written with a capital letter, nor with a question mark. Sometimes though, the period is left out.
1: My cock looks yellow, with little blue dots on it. What can I do?