| 29. | Cocaine College | ||
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A school where kids do more coke then school work. Find your nearest coke dealer at the local college football practice. Coke is at every party in every bathroom but cut with more baby laxative then actual Amphetamine. One known cocaine college is The University of Alabama. Google Jimmy Johns story on ESPN. Wow they do more coke then school work at that Cocaine College.
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| 30. | University of Alabama | ||
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At this University, instead of a student ID, they issue each student a mirror that fits in your wallet and a $1 bill.
No need for your driver's license, just use your fake...and bring a koozie, they only got cans. "Hey bro, you got some white on your nose..."
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| 31. | university of alabama | ||
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Known for having 12 National Championships (The NCAA gives us 17). 51 Bowl Appearances and 29 bowl wins (Both Records). 21 SEC Championships. The Greatest Football Coach of all time. U of A is no Harvard but is a Quality institution. But who counts how many College Jeopardy Championships you have. Alabama has the the greatest football tradition. Some people complain about how we live in the past. But when you have a past to live in it is different.
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| 32. | university of alabama | ||
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n: a terrible college in a terrible town where all the kids who couldn't get into a better college go to get wasted all the time. Typical activities of an Alabama student include: getting coked up, drinking heavily, talking about the very dead "Bear" Bryant, and generally acting like a dumbass- they all wish they were smart enough to go to Auburn. Dude, I'm legally retarded, and even though I only have a 2nd grade education and I am married to my sister, I still got a scholarship to Alabama!
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| 33. | alabama | ||
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A Southeastern state in the United States that is much better than Mississippi or Arkansas but worse than Florida or Tennessee. If you have old Southern money in your family, you most likely live in Alabama and/or go to the University of Alabama-Tuscaloosa.
Damn good football, though. Momma and Daddy bought me a Mercedes when I was 16 because I'm from Alabama.
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| 34. | Aubie | ||
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A desperate term used by fans of the University of Alabama in Tuscaloosa (UAT) to describe fans of the dominant program in the state of Alabama, Auburn University. The term is rooted in a deep frustration by a fan base that can neither deal with the fact that they are a second-rate academic and athletic institution, nor that no one besides themselves care that they were fantastic in the 30's, 60's, and 70's. The term is further fueled by rage that a generation of fans are growing up during a time when Auburn has won more games and SEC Championships than Alabama and that the former is not only not afraid of the latter, but sees the latter as its third biggest rival (behind Louisiana State University and the University of Georgia). I guess those Aubies will go celebrate another win against us by throwing buttwipe paper in the trees at Toomer's. Let's go watch a tape of the 1979 Sugar Bowl.
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| 35. | sidewalk alum | ||
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A rabid fan of The University of Alabama. These fans have never set foot in a college classroom, nor have they ever been to a game. These are the fans that spend their waking hours on chat forums of their rival schools spewing hatred. Tyler01 is a typical sidewalk alum. He spends a good part of his day on Auburn message boards flaming the AU grads and putting down their alma mader, yet he never attended Alabama.
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