dude 2: i think you've got yourself a tess, bro. lucky.
Guy 2: Omg a Tess (lucky)
"Ya! She must be a tess"
Snob 1: Wow Tess is so fat :o
Snob 2: IKR!
Snob 3: What a loser.
At party with group of friends:
New Person 1: *arrives* Hi everyone
Tess: HI! MY NAMES TESS. WATERMELON :DDDDD
Me and friends: Yeah, she's crazy <3
(2 months later)
Person 1: LOOOL I LOVE TESS. I WENT TO HER HOUSE YESTERDAY AND HER DOG WAS ALL LIKE WOOF, AND HER LITTLE BROTHER IS SOO WIERD HE LIKE CHASED US AROUND WITH A WATER GUN (etc..)