| 995. | Super Blumpkin | ||
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The very prestigious achievement of getting head while playing call of duty. My girlfriend gave me a Super Blumpkin last night it was amazing!!! She made me cum when I got a nuke!!!
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| 996. | Unitas Punch | ||
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While fisting a woman, if you are to lose your Super Bowl ring inside her vagina, you have performed a Unitas Punch. (Background: Johnny Unitas was one of the finest quarterbacks to ever grace an NFL field and is no way tied to the sordid sexual deeds described above). I lost my ring last night.
Word? Yeah Super Bowl XXXIV is only a memory. I gave her a Unitas Punch. I hope she doesn't ride a bike to work. |
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| 997. | super platonic | ||
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When you have sex and use two condoms. We're just hookin' up; in fact we keep it super platonic.
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| 998. | Super Assed Out | ||
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When a female fucks every guy you know but fails to fuck you ever. Fresno Bob -"Bitch fucked her way through my Rolodex! And i still didn't get the pussy"! Sick Boy -"Not even a hand job! Damn! You got Super Assed Out on that deal didn't you!"?
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| 999. | Super Ninja | ||
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A Ninja that transcends all other Ninja. An expert in several weapons, including but not limited to: Katana - One or two, either way his enemies are going to die. Nunchaku. Flails - Two hand-scythes linked by a chain, so basically nunchaku with blades on it. War hammers. 100-pound greatswords. Bo staff. Hand claws - Think Wolverine, but with blades on his feet, too. Kusarigama - Chain and sickle for you non-Ninja. Tonfa. Scythe Bow and arrow. Shuriken. Windmill Shuriken. Incendiary shuriken. Tamar Lovindeer is a complete Super Ninja
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| 1000. | Super Mario Galaxy 2 | ||
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The act of getting really fucking pissed off and breaking your dad's $1500 dollar 42 inch 1080p TV after failing a level for the 9001st time. I broke my dad's $1500 42 inch 1080p TV after failing a level for the 9003st time.
fuck Super Mario galaxy 2 :( |
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