Player: Slow week for me I only broke 5 hearts and screwed 10.
Victim: He said "I was the one he had been looking for his whole life" but after we had sex a couple of times he wouldn't return my calls.
Women usually hate the "player," yet sleep with him. Ironic, isn't it....
Woman2: have you slept with him?
Woman1: yes, but still, he'll break your heart!
Woman2: well if you knew that, then why did you expect anything other than good sex and a one night stand?