| 29. | teh evil monkey | ||
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A monkey who lives in Chris Griffens closet "teh evil monkey is in my closet"
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| 30. | monkey physics | ||
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The inexplicable physics that dictates the world of Nintendo's "Super Monkey Ball" games. The monkey physics made it so when I barely tapped the bomb I flew way over my mark.
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| 31. | Monkey Claw | ||
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The kind of fart that burns your butthole. It feels like a monkey with really sharp claws is trying to claw it's way out of your anus. Usually the result of consuming spicy Mexican food. "Don't lie and say you've never had a fart like this... everyone has!" I thought I was going to have to take a huge dump because of all that Mexican food I ate. Instead I just farted about ten monkey claws.
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| 32. | Buck tooth monkey | ||
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Buck Tooth monkey is a facial expression, hold out your ears, puff out your cheeks, buck out your teeth and make a double chin. Congrats! You just made the UGLIEST face EVER Katie, do the buck tooth monkey face!!!
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| 33. | clit monkey | ||
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A person who likes the clitoris. Whether stinky or beautiful, the clit monkey dives right in making distinguishing monkey sounds. Brett clit monkey'd that bitch last Saturday. He ripped that shit so bad it looked like ravioli.
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| 34. | monkey buns | ||
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adj. Having a butt so red, it reminds one of a monkey or babboon. After little Timmy was spanked for stealing, he had monkey buns.
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| 35. | crime monkey | ||
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a boy who is forcefully en-slaved to act out any action at your whim. owning a crime monkey, by default, gives you the title of mistriss, no mater which gender persuasion you are. crime monkey can never be controlled by another, he must always obey his mistriss, no matter how much distress is caused. in time he will become totally dependant on his mistriss, and will stay loyally by her side for enternity crime monkey piss in that cup and have it tested for a sexually transmitted infection...don't look at me like that!! *whips*
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