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The feeling that a white person may have when they think about slavery or simply the past mistreatment of any minority. It is the guilt felt for their "ancestor's" enslavement of African Americans or associated past mistreatment. Often it makes white people try and make up for things that have happened in the past. I am voting Barack Obama simply because I have white man's guilt.
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| 16. | virgin guilt | ||
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a feeling of guilt associated with sexual activity, such as: losing a type of virginity (vaginal, anal or oral intercourse). They had "virgin guilt" because they failed to keep their promise to help one another wait till marriage.
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| 17. | TiVO Guilt | ||
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The feeling of guilt when you realize you have recorded more shows than you have time to watch. "My TiVO is recording 30 hours of shows everyday...I don't have time for anything else. I'm suffering from TiVO guilt."
"Dude, go get a fucking life" |
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| 18. | Guilt Joint | ||
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The joint you're smoking while your friends are trying to guilt you for partaking in their good weed. Dust: Hey, I hope you're enjoying that expensive-ass weed I brought along that you've been smoking all day, bro.
Jerry (Wizard): (thinks to self) - Damn, I have been smoking this weed sack all day and haven't even said thanks. Shit. "Damn y'all, why you gotta make this a guilt joint?" |
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| 19. | green guilt | ||
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Green guilt is when you do something that is bad for the environment and feel guilty about it. I forgot to bring my shopping bags to Whole Foods or Trader Joe's so I am feeling green guilt.
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| 20. | Jewish Guilt trip | ||
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A Jewish Guilt Trip is the course of action taken upon a Jew when one feels they need to get there way. a Jewish guilt trip is more powerful then anything in this universe and can be very dangerous if not used correctly. Jewish mothers use this power quite a lot. These are performed best by Jews. classic Jewish Guilt Trips
speaker 1-"hey are you going to eat the last bagel?" Jew-"oh no go ahead take it" speaker 1-"you sure?" Jew-"positive, go right ahead enjoy" speaker 1-"you sure?, cause it's ok, really, like i don't really want it" Jew-"no it's fine, sure i haven't eaten in days and could probably die, but please, enjoy" speaker 1-"oh no i can't, here have it" ----- "what i come all this way, and you offer me nothing to drink, nothing to nibble on, what kind of hospitality is this? I assure you if you had traveled the distance I have i would have a nice spread of snacks for you" |
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| 21. | guilt shower | ||
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(n) When someone is so ashamed of somthing they did (usually the night before) that their guilt feels like physical dirtiness, leading them to take a long, thorough shower. Generally follows a walk of shame or one night stand. Girl:I had to take 45min guilt shower after hooking up with that guy from the bar ):
or Text to friend:Cheated on my gf last night but my water is broken, can I come over for a guilt shower? |
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