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Person A: Damn, there's only one cigarette left in the pack.
Person B: Let's counter that.

Person A: I cant finish a whole cigarette.
Person B: Alright we'll counter it.
by PAPASP August 16, 2013
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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a person who counts everything in their relationship
My girlfriend just told me its our 2 weeks aniversery
Damn she's definitely a counter.
by Broman3 January 18, 2010
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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