The first Christian Church in practice and the second major Monotheistic religion to come out of the world. Being a theologian i can explain some of their unsavory beliefs in America such as contraceptives they believe that one should not have sex unless one is prepared and willing to bring a child into this world hence contraceptives nnot well looked upon, no sex before marriage ties in to contraceptives being that one should not raise a family unless they know that they are fully commited to eachother therefore they ask that you be married first, and last which i can properly answer why priests do not marry this goes back to the 14-15th century or so when the church for a period of time was corrupt and priests due to there having of families and need of money would imbezzle money from the church and spend more time with their families then with his pascal members shunning his duty to the church so to have them better oriented to their church and not to personal needs they banned priestly marriage. I would also mention abortion in this but its generally the same as the other sex ones and its already an unsavory practice.
You cannot get a divorce unless there was no love in the begining of you marriage for if there was it can be regained.
a catholic is a person who belives in the father almighty creator of heaven and earth.It is the religion that jesus created and the only true religion. it has a pope as its leader starting with saint peter.a catholic recognizes the eucharist as being the true body and blood of christ.
person #1: gee, you seem like a catholic.
person #2: well thank you.
jesus: did someone say catholic?
person#1:yes you did.
jesus:hmmmm.are you both catholic?
person#1: nope im not but peter over there is.
person#2: im not peter im person#2.
person#1: oh well excuse me then!
jesus: stop it!
person #2: listen to him.
person#1: well i dont have time i gotta go make another lying religion.
1) One who belongs to a backwards, archaic religious power structure headed by a group of sexually-repressed pædophiles.
2) A person who believes in fiction, accepts "infallible" authority, and confesses their natural human behaviours to a virgin-worshiping old perv, only to do it all over again the following week and be "forgiven".
3) One who is made to feel guilty for everything he or she has ever done, thought of, or will think of and do in future.
Catholics are highly successful in Second and Third World countries because anywhere there is ignorance, high crime rates, shorter life spans, unwanted pregnancies, lack of birth control, poverty, and anti-intellectualism, the Roman Catholic Church is there 100%! YAY!
A gathering of people that don't want to be in church yet do their duties under the steeple to try and earn their way into heaven; the Works not Grace practice. Famous for twisting scripture with the confession of Peter. Well known for placing their Catechizm as the highest authority over scripture as their Pope's seem to be above the Word of God in their sect.
They love Mary more than God, and replaced Jesus for Mary as their mediator. They pray to the dead to intercede for them. Catholics preach traditions and not the Gospel of Salvation. They leave Jesus on the cross and re-crucify Him every time they celebrate communion.
If not Catholic, then Roman Catholic is one of the largest idol worshiping religion on earth. They obey the teachings and traditions of men rather than God.
Catholics need to get born-again by the Holy Spirit by obeying Jesus Christ rather than obeying the Popes and Priests.
There is a way that seems right to man, but it leads to death.
The highlight of any Catholics life is to kiss the pope's ring.
a person of the Catholic faith.
The real resason i am writing this to clear up many beliefs about Catholics. One thing you people must understand is that one person's actions do not account for an entire group. If someone does wrong, his etire family is also wrong. Many definitions here on urban dictionary were "all catholics are wife-beatin, child-molesting drunks!!!"
No. Bad person. lol
We do not hate gay/lesbians. if any individual catholic appears that way, it does not mean that all of us do!! what we belive is that no, homosexuallity is not right, but we do believe in forgiveness. If u are sorry, god will forgive you.
If certain priests and church staff sexually molested children, why does that mean all catholic men molest the boys of the church? and what church official came and said "yea, thats what we do!!! we support them!!!!" us Catholics do not condone the actions of those men, we condemn them. but if they are truly, truly sorry, and repent for their sins, God will forgive them.
End of story. AND
i personally belive in live-and-let-live, so do what u want, gay/lesbians.
now for sex, the topic of the times.
first, I personally belive that if u do love the person and they loe u, then fuck your brains out. there, i said it, sorry God.
What i am supposed to belive is that we should wait until we are married with the person we love. sex should be treated as a gift, to only 1 person ever. (yea, right- sorr again)
masturbation- i do it and love it...
fucking crazy ass whore who thinks he can do bad shit, kill people, steal things, and generally be a bad person and all he has to do is confess to a priest and all will be forgiven. Doesn't believe in rights for women or anybody who isn't "white" or heterosexual. Offended by free thought, free speech, freedom in general.
that stupid catholic robbed a bank and then was aquitted 'cause he said three hale marys
The supreme religion that is above all else.
Catholics are off the heezy fo sheezy.