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1. boning
The process of launching a tree into outer space.

Boning.
Oh man did you see that tree man!
Fuck yeah boning!
2. tunnel boning
this is what a person does when they are in the middle of preparing a large leg of lamb for a lavish family dinner, often including in-laws. What they do is remove the bone with an inappropriately long knife for the job, creating a cavity within the meat. Once that is done, the person then pulls his trousers down and gleefully slides his privates into the cavity- thus tunnel boning the leg of lamb.
Oh man! Mark is so into tunnel boning! He does it all the time when he cooks for his in-laws!
3. Boner's remorse
Boner's remorse is an emotional condition whereby a person feels remorse or regret after boning a chick he shouldn't have
A: Did you fuck that heffer you picked up?
B: Yeah man, I was so drunk last night, totally having boner's remorse
4. Strategic Boning
Pre-college graduation prostitution in order to gain an advantage.
Cindy is not some prostitute. She's using strategic boning so that dude will let her live with him.
5. pee-boning
The act of going to the bathroom with a boner, it is extremely hard to do weather you are sitting or standing. It usually results in missing and peeing on the floor and walls.
Guy One: Dude, why is the bathroom floor covered in pee?

Guy Two: Sorry, I was pee-boning earlier.
6. Boner sidler
When your significant other / husband gets a boner but he doesn't come right out with it. Instead, he snuggles against you until you feel his boner against you in a surprise fashion.
Me: I was watching Grey's Anatomy last night and my hubby boner sidled me out of nowhere!

Friend: Geez, what a boner sidler. Why doesn't he tell you he's horny and it's time to get some action?
Me: I know!
7. bloner
A bloner is a loaner boner. A person must go the boner bank and request a boner loan. If their boner-credit score is appropriately high, the loaner will be boned. f not, his boner will detained and possibly destroyed by court order at a later date. Once loaned, a loaned boner may be used for further loaning, or possibly even same-day boning.
Boner mortgages, while popular, are not always the solution and may cause boner bankruptcy in later years. Boner leases are less popular but are viewed to be a simpler boner solution.
"Your bloner is approved."
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