Feminine: A girl who is very horny for penis, drinks alcohol on a regular basis, takes taxis in order to get to places, and sleeps at your house, unwanted. You may often find these "Bastards" in groups. They are very compatible with each other. Some common attributes include having the need to place their lips on Gabe Gerhausers penis. And/Or being an illegitimate child.
Masculine: A grotesque looking boy/man. Attributes often include having excess acne on the face, being chubby or obese, looking like shit, and/or being ugly in general. And/Or being an illegitimate child, or an accident.
Feminine: "Oh the other girls cant come? Well I'm really horny so I guess we'll just invite the bastards."
Masculine: "Awwww what the fuck! That ugly bastard must be Tyler Clark!"
As well as an annoying git i.e Ben Affleck (curse that chin) it can be used in refrence to an object or animal,
i.e. Bastard Spoon
Bastard Spoon mongering Octopi
One with no parents, or, just an insult or cuss.
That stupid bastard!!
A child born out of wedlock
1.Child born out of wedlock.
2.A word used to verbally abuse a person.
3.A bastard is you.
Hey that one dewd said you stole my chicken nuggets, "What that fucken bastard".
Run you little bastard run!!
Fuckyou you fucken bastard *Punches*
An extremly retarded attendee of the Brisbane Anime Society. The kind of person who's life revolves around anime and little else. Bastards may: Dance like idiots, dress up like characters from anime, wear cat ears and be really iritating.
Those bastards are dancing like fagots to the intro to Get Backers.