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NounPronounced: (classically) Th uh boht, (alternatively) You rivering cunt.
The master of the river card in poker. Often but not necessarily coming from behind to obtain the nuts on the river. First seen in 2006, was lost at sea late 2007/early 2008 but made a triumphant return in September 2008. Spidey: Pocket Hand (AQ)
Boat: Pocket Hand (AK) Spidey: Check Boat: 2,000 raise Spidey: Reluctant call Flop: QQK Spidey: Check Boat: Raise 5,000 Spidey: Quick Call (note the quick call!) Turn: A Spidey: Check Boat: All in Spidey: (After being told Boat is trying to punk him) Call Dealer: Turn em up fellas Spidey: Full House, Queens over Aces Boat: Noooooooo, 2 Pair, Kings and Aces River: K Boat: (Quickly Jumps up and inhales very deeply) Yes! That's why they call me The Boat!!! The Boat is BACK! Spidey: (Sobs quietly in the corner) |
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