- The force or power that controls one's good-shit and bad-shit life experiences... Usually controlled by the tongue and associated more so with bad-shit experiences. Related to Shit-Magnet
My day has been continually going from bad to worse...! I feel like a Shit-Magnet
...! My Shitmatism
must be out of wack...?
- Ability to cause a trance like state when talking absolute bullshit to someone...!
"You should have heard that guy over there...! He was so convincing with his verbal bullshit, the woman he is talking to is in a complete state of Shitmatism