(Not Lewis, Louis) Louis Tomlinson is 1/5th of the smoking hot sexy British boy band One Direction. One Direction was put together on the X Factor Louis was born on the now best day of the year December 24th. According to Tumblr Louis is in a fake relationship with one Eleanor Calder to cover up his "secret" relationship with curly haired band mate and flatmate Harry Styles. Despite being told many times by Management to "tone down" said relationship in public, Louis and Harry have shown affection to each other many times in public, making Management all pissy. Louis is currently the Swag Master from Doncaster, his hometown. He has been seen associating with the well known Susan Boyle and has admitted to snogging her. Of course this was before Harry and Louis became a "secret" couple. Harry and Louis apparently been married for quite some time. Sugarscape was at the wedding on the 6th of April 2012 and i must say, it was lovely. Louis has also been called, My Future Husband, sexy beast, sex god, Adonis, incredible, hot, incredibly hot, walking sex, gorgeous, and many other names.
Directionater- I love Louis Tomlinson! He is going to marry me someday and our wedding theme will be carrots!
Police- So she choked to death on carrots?