An unbelievably amazing man, who is extremely trustworthy and irresistible. Is always there for you when you need him. A genuinely kind person that once you get, you should never let go.
you are with a Joe? wow don't fuck it up!
He can be a bit of a dick. Don't get into an argument with Joe, he will use sarcasm and his cynical attitude against you. Don't mock him, he's sensitive.
"I am perfectly average height thank you very much!"
"Don't be such a Joe about it"
Vice President under Obama, just one heartbeat away from running the country (God help us). AKA Joe Biteme, Joe Blowme, BFD, Drunk Joe, Crazy Joe, The Idiot-in-Chief, That Creepy Son of a Bitch On TV.
Quite probably the most colossal dipshit moron who ever held high office. Always seems drunk, has an unnatural obsession trains, is all-around creepy, quite possibly molests collies, and generally causes Obama and his other minions heartburn, stress headaches, and occasionally heart attacks every time he opens his mouth. Almost singlehandedly lost the 2012 reelection campaign, was sidelined (kept locked in a room with no windows) as much as possible.
Strong advocate of gun control, proclaims himself to be an expert on gun safety and crime, then in the same breath recommends that women recklessly discharge shotguns if they hear a noise outside (violating every principle of firearms safety).
The only reason anybody can come up with as to why he would be the vice president is because he is pretty much the best life insurance policy Obama (or anybody else for that matter) could ask for, because NOBODY wants this fuckstick in the Oval Office (see Dave Chappelle's advice to the first black president).
Joe Biden is nothing but assassination insurance.
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You: Joe, did you watch the curling match last night?
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You: ... Joe, say that again, but twice as slow and in English
Joe Bauters: Ppok fdhq oifdsj eoi lz fdo oiejf oiwej foijsdofij
Better than Joe
Cara will always win because she is better than Joe.
Tends to be a short male typically with a chode like penis, mainly homosexual yet denies it no matter what. Gives rim jobs to openly gay people. Sucks at sports, try hard, kiss ass.
Guy 1: hey did you hear joe mcguan thinks hes going D1!?
Guy 2: he FUCKING sucks! dude i heard he has a chode!
Gay Guy 1: Yeah i wasn't down to do shit with him last night.
A Bi-sexual in denial, someone who shags a lot of girls to hide his true sexuality and nature.
Uses slang words deprived from America such as 'U dan no', 'Poonani' and 'Bare'
Joe Puddick: I got with 3 girls in one week U dan no
Random person: But I know your Bi-sexual Joe Puddick, you pretend to like that poonani
Joe Puddick: 'I am Bare hungry'