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When a someone views a girl who is incredibly disgusting, disease ridden, and/or obese, yet they can't help but imagine the unlucky bastard that would be able to lift those fat flaps back, often after a full bottle of tequila, and please himself between those thunder thighs, with a gentle aroma of stale mustard flooding his nostrils.
"Wow, check that out. Better get me my harpoon."

"Blake Would Go."
by Anon23466 November 21, 2008

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