Top Definition
:o9
An emoticon sent from a cocksucker to a prospective/current suitor indicating that s/he is: in heat, dick hungry, cum thirsty, or any combination of the three; often following a suggestive comment or question, and preceded by three or four spaces so as not to be construed as errant punctuation marks.
So are you ready to squirt your baby batter all over my tonsils this afternoon George? :o9
by Matt*ee September 20, 2009

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