The art of slapping oneself over the forhead with ones palm. Usually stated over IM after someone says something gimpy or noobish
Person 1: MUSHLOOM!
Person 2: *facepalm*
to hit one's own forehead with your hand/palm, and drag it down one's face. Most often done in frustration or agitation.
Sometimes forcefully done to others for humour purposes.
As I tried to explain a complex math problem to a four year old, I felt a need to facepalm.
A statement or action that leads one to perform a facepalm.
Person A: "So, how hot is that new TA in Calc?"
Person B: "Let's just say she's generous with her curves."
Ignorant Bystander: "Yeah, I really shouldn't have done that well on that exam as I actually did. Question 6 nearly killed me."
Person A (to B): "Dear God, was that ever a facepalmer."
The act of one's palm coming into direct and repeated contact with one's face after doing something particularly humiliating.
Kate Richard, uh, uh, *facepalm*.
|54.||close the pool|
When the pool is closed due to aids!
If the pool is closed then you will notice a black man with a black afro holding a sign which says "Pools Closed Due To Aids"
the pool has been closed due to aids the pool has been closed do to aids the pool has been closed due to aids
Anonymous: OMFG WTF IS THIS SHIT!
Anonymous: can't you read? the pool is closed due to aids.
Anonymous: wtf? /facepalm.
Candlejack: <---oh shi-
close the pool
YOU SWIM HERE YOU GET AIDS!!!!
A hand, face jester when one palm covers the face. It also can involve shaking your head in despair or embarrassment. usually used when seeing Cult of $cientology failed attempts to cover who the really are
Do you see the add on Urban dictionary for The Cult of $cientology? "Insert facepalm"
(adj.) 1 - the fifth level of retarded philosophy, or retardism, the highest being the sixth level, known as your face.
2 - being undeniably awesome.
(nou.) 1 - a shin kick that does 9.81 damage, or otherwise, depending on what planet you are on. Commonly followed by a facepalm.
(mat.) 1 - the square root of negative retard. The term was coined by famous philosopher and all-around nice guy, Batman, in his quest to find the Holy Grail.
(myt.) 1 - alternate spelling of the Greek God Hera. May possibly an imposter, much like Aerith was to Aeris. However, this one does not die at the end of the first disc.
"gosh, that girl is so herah, she needs to go back to the retard institution."
"...and so we have demonstrated that herah is indeed an irrational number..."