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Rule 1 of the Internet: Do not talk about /b/.
Rule 2 of the Internet: Do NOT talk about /b/.
For those of you who don't already know, read on at your own risk and never mention it anywhere else.

/b/ is an image board on the infamous website 4chan. It has often been described as the toilet bowl of the internet; this is just the tip of the iceberg. /b/ is the darkest dungeon at the back of the darkest building at the end of the darkest street in the dirtiest toilet bowl in the unruliest prison.

Blue waffle, special fried rice, tubgirl, goatse and meatspin are all old material here, and common appearances include these along with pornographic/hentai renditions of every idea known to man (see Rule 34 of the Internet) and every disgusting sexual fetish conjured by man.

Don't destroy your eyes and brain, and don't force it on other people. Just one quick peek and you'll never forget it.
If /b/ was the only punishment in court, the world would be free of war and crime.

Don't do it. Just DON'T.
by iDWANA January 10, 2012
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/b/ is where the internet goes to die. Its a place where both God and Satan vow to stay away from. /b/ is where every internet meme ever ends up. /b/ is rule 34. /b/ in is my mind forever. You cant undo /b/, but you can undo your search history.

If /b/ where a city, it would be Manhattan. Beacuse its the only place newfags know about, and all the trash winds up there. But....
/b/is my life
I am /b/
by Anon now and forever October 03, 2008
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/b/ isn't illegal, its just frowned upon, like masturbating on a plane.
ITT: Mods are asleep jailbait/cp time /b/rothers :D
by SF Vega December 29, 2009
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The people before me need to read the rules
Hey, everyone! Would you like to know what /b/ is?
by Brad Stevens March 27, 2008
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Either the place to live your most morbid, surreal, and outrageous fantasies, or a place to lose all faith in the continuity of mankind itself. A place were if it exits there is porn, hentai, yaoi, yuri, and all other forms of sexual entertainment of it. Where the laws of physics fall apart.
by BUSDRIVER the November 13, 2010
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Me: I went to /b/ the other day... My eyes will never be the same
by JackOSX March 14, 2010
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The toilet bowl of the internet. Where countless people lacking lives converge in order to show off just how sick they are. An extremely scary place, not for the faint of heart.

I dare you to stay away from it now.
Kid one: Yesterday, Henry framed me for murder. Man am I pissed at that guy.
Kid two: Harsh, man, what are you gonna do to get back at him?
Kid One: I told him to go to /b/
Kid two: You bastard! Don't you have a heart???

Meanwhile, Henry is found to have spontaneously combusted by his computer. The authorities are puzzled.
by shortstuffz July 13, 2009
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