| 36. | XX effect | ||
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1. The effect that a girl has in any situations that tends to cause beneficiary actions towards her. Most commonly witnessed in video games or other situations where males lack testosterone.
2. To be completely bound to a person simply because they are a girl. 3. Treating one above and beyond what you would normally simply because they are a girl. 4. Causing others to give you free things, because you are a girl. ---------------------XX Effect-------------------
Guy 1:"Hi there n00b!" Girl:"I'm a girl." Guy 1:"ZOMG BOOBIES! DO YOU NEED HELP WITH ANYTHING?!" Girl:"Uh...not really?" Guy 2:"Did someone say boobies and/or ass?" |
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| 37. | XX Effect | ||
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1. The effect that a girl has in any situations that tends to cause beneficiary actions towards her. Most commonly witnessed in video games or other situations where males lack testosterone.
2. To be completely bound to a person simply because they are a girl. 3. Treating one above and beyond what you would normally simply because they are a girl. 4. Causing others to give you free things, because you are a girl. ---------------------XX Effect-------------------
Guy 1:"Hi there n00b!" Girl:"I'm a girl." Guy 1:"ZOMG BOOBIES! DO YOU NEED HELP WITH ANYTHING?!" Girl:"Uh...not really?" Guy 2:"Did someone say boobies and/or ass?" |
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| 38. | woodpecker effect | ||
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The woodpecker effect is a signature sexual move that can be performed by anyone with a sizable nose (the bigger the better) but primarily by Jed,to give you an idea Moses, one of Jeds close friends, once began talking to a plastic herron mistaking it for Jed.
Summed up by the great DJ/Electrician/Plumber/Shop assistant/Butcher/Delivery man/Entertainer/Bodger Fudge in the following way: 'Jed gets his nose, shoves it in between her legs, right into her gash then fucking woodpeckers up and down like its some sort of fucking tree, daft prix' This is essentially THE WOODPECKER EFFECT. 'I tell you what sally, Jed didn't half give me a good woodpeckering last night'
'Bloody hell, I feel like I've been woodpeckered, see any herrons about last night!?' 'I'm getting well good at the woodpecker effect lads' |
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| 39. | The Chad Effect | ||
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The Chad Effect usually occurs when one tells someone something so many times that they begin to believe it even though it's a complete lie. -"chad you just broke my tv..." (lie)
"man we just got here, i couldn't have!" -"no dude, i put a special device that when you step on it it breaks my tv in case of emergency and you just stepped on it... good job." (lie) "WHAT? are you serious?" -"YEAH! fuck you should have listened to me when i was explaining it." (lie) "man you never explained it!" -"YES I DID! REMEMBER?" (lie) "oh... yeah now i kind of do. -"man i just used the chad effect on you so good..." |
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| 40. | tech effect | ||
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The effect noticed on males at Michigan Tech. The longer you're at Tech, the better the girls look and the lower your standards get! "Dude, that girl's hot!"
"No way man, you're just affected by the Tech Effect." |
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| 41. | The Duffy Effect | ||
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When someone befriends the handicapped solely based on the fact that they have a disability. The Duffy Effect involves a person who does not take into consideration that their new handicapped friend may actually be undeserving of friendship. Katie: "I've always been nice to Ryan, but now he asked me to prom!"
Drew: "The handicapped kid? This is a textbook example of The Duffy Effect! That kid is an asshole anyway." |
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| 42. | Guitar Hero Acid Effect | ||
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The effect you get from playing guitar hero for hours and then looking away and the walls appear to be moving Rick: Dude the walls are fuckin melting
Dude: Thats the Guitar Hero Acid Effect |
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