TO ACT OUT GRABBING ONES CROTCH IN A PROVOCATIVE MANNER
GIRL SAYS "hey, would you like to come over for something to eat???"

GUY SAYS "eat this *GRABS CROTCH*"
by JUSTIN MCINTYRE October 21, 2010
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When one grabs their crotch. More often than not the offender is unaware of the action. This proves most hilarious when film or camera equipment is present.
Ian did a major crotch grab in the handguns movie.
by Dave Berkowsky December 6, 2007
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its a word to describe a action in a fight where the user goes for the other 'victims' genitals and grabs with a tight grip

often used to 'floor' a victim
....crotch grab *victim in pain*
by disasterpieces September 8, 2003
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One of the best insults used to make people get on your case.
Person 1: Bitch I'ma Fuck You Up
Person 2: Dude I'll grab your crotch!
by Jesus4Brains October 14, 2007
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-Noun: the act of cementing your kinship with a gentle fondling. Establishes mutual trust. (Short: FCG)
-Noun: Exactly what you'd expect
"My bro Rob was scootin' by in the theater, so I reached over and gave him an friendship crotch grab to remind him that I care."
by thatlooksaboutwrong January 28, 2015
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When you get a hand job during school. In class.
"Dude, I totally got an academic crotch grab by Brittany in 3rd period!"
by The Teacher(; December 16, 2009
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The odd and unexplainable tendency for Catholic teenage boys to clutch their girlfriends crotches when attempting to grab their behinds.
It's a classic case of the Catholic Crotch Grab.
by Observer with Experience January 29, 2011
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