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"I got front row tickets to see Iron Maiden!!! I'm 'cited!!!"

"I'm going to the reggae festival this weekend!"
"Yay! Are you 'cited?!"
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"Fuck man i'm so cited bout these strippers!"
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When your OTP (One True Pairing) is too cute and you can't even.

Or

Too legit to quit.
Brangelina (Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, aka Jolie-Pitt) are cited.

Yo dude, that 360 mlg no scope was cited.
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shortened form of the word excited
usually used when one is so excited they entirely skip the first part of the word
Barry: "Dude! You ready for the party later?"
Sam: "Yeah, man, I'm so cited!!"
by moey92 December 02, 2009
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A lawful penalty ranked lower than arrest and higher then a slap on the hand. Violators (commonly trespassers) can be (but are not limited to) getting sniped in the ankle, punched in the face, or dropped through a trap door.
Sign: "No Trespassing. Violators will be Cited."

*Trespasses anyways, gets sniped in the ankle from somewhere in the trees*

Sniper: "Cited."
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