A shorter form of the word issues. If you're too cool for Issues, 'Ssues is the "gangsta" vertion of issues
Brendon- Wow, that guy looks sad.
SpongeBob- Yeah, he lost five bucks because he bet on the wrong team.
Brendon- He's a feeko and i'm pretty sure he's got more 'ssues than National Geographic. I'm serious.
SpongeBob- I see. And you are suprised because...?