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When a person is locked in a relationship, slaving at home, only for their loved one to get them an item every once in a while amounting to around $99 in value. Often, this is a cheap consumer digital camera or a pair of shoes.
Marco: Yeah, I stayed home all this weekend, even though my friends wanted me to go out.

Friend: Dude, did you at least get a $99'er from your wife??

Marco: Yup.
by MrBubbs March 06, 2010