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1. Tune my autotune
The act of pleasuring oneself.
Kai - "Im gonna go tune my autotune"
2. Mac'ing off
when a group of Mac fanboys sit around in a circle rubbin each other's Macbooks. Usually "oh my god!" is replaced by "oh steve!" very similar to a circle jerk.
when someone buys a macbook, and the others flock around to open and close the macbook over and over and talk about the genius of steve jobs, until they explode into a burst of selfpleasure, hence Mac'ing off
3. Fap
The sound of jacking off in japanese comics and in my self-drawn comics.
I just fapped so hard my dick is numb.
4. Mast Cast
Like a wank bank for dudes, the Mast Cast is girl's list of hot dudes she thinks about when pleasuring herself.
Girl 1: Ugh, another Valentines Day alone!
Girl 2: Sounds like a great night in with your mast cast. Who's your number 1?
Girl 1: Oh, Ryan Gosling, obvs! I just play that scene from the Notebook over and over again and I get off in no time.
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