worst defender in foot ball of all times , Harry maguire is always a joker . He is some one who cannot even tackle the ball from a 6 year old and can score own goals from any angles . Despite that , he still thinks of himself of a god of defence . Harry Maguire is in love with prisons of greece after he was jailed there
Harry maguire : I can tackle the ball from anyone

next match...
He loses the ball to everyone
by 1234567878900chdjswx February 19, 2023
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The definition of a Goat

truly the best football player of all time
person 1:"do you know Harry Maguire scored 800 goals against man utd"
person 2:"wow he's such a goat what team does he play for"
Person 1:"man utd"
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a retard that defames manchester united by scoring own goals and overall he plays like his brain is missing
if harry maguire played during the sir alex era, his contract would've been terminated mid season
by ih8footy June 16, 2023
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the best fuck kid in the world and he has a big dick 30 to 40000 km and he is a fucking bogan

your a dumb cunt
i would love to fuck harry torpy

harry can we fuck
by torpy October 23, 2019
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A lovely lad who loves Pippa so much except he doesn’t talk to her in school.
He’s a Harry Trew , he must not talk to his girlfriend!
by WhenIpoppedoff September 30, 2019
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randomly becoming nice for no reason at all
jeez, paulis is pulling a harry right now by offering us wedding gifts
by anonym_7036527 April 4, 2021
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