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1. #1 Rule of Hipster
Never admit your a hipster. This shows that you are definitely not a hipster.

There is no exception. Even friends do not discuss how hipster they are.
Annoying person: "Omg, I'm like so hipster!" i.e. breaking #1 rule of hipster
Hipsters: "K bye"
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