|8.||secret agent status|
when a girl is at a party and she is scoutin for the best lookin guy in da club
dat dudes so fine ima about to be on my secret agent status
|9.||The Sandwich Club|
The modern nickname for the ledgendary 11th Century Clan founded by three English rebels, known only as 'Money Man', 'Queen' and 'Joker'. The clan was initially founded as a secret gambling soceity which rebeled agaist the strict laws governing England at that time. The Clan slowly grew and gained new members as the groups activities expaned beyond minor law breaking and low level rebellion. The full extent of the groups actions are, and always will be, unknown due to the strict secrecy of the group but the group and its leaders have been linked to numerous crimes and serious acts of rebellion against Englands rulers throughout the 11th Century. This ledgendary clan has been seen as an inspiration to numerous anti-authority groups since its dispersal at the end of the 11th Century, and factions who follow their example are believed to exist to this day. There are rumours that a reformation was planned for the begining of the 12th century but these theories are yet to be verified.
The Sandwich Club are an inspiration to all rebels
A place where ClUB@ng@$zz, GU!D0O$Szz && th33 f!N3STtt CluBH3@d$ss/ !nF@m0UsZZ fCCKKSzz aree found. Its a place where 25 year olds get with 13 year olds wearing fishnet stockings as shirts and lingerie from victoria's secret as shorts; the basic attire of most girls at abyss, unless of course your parent stays in the parking lot, you wear REAL clothes, and you pay $25 to stand there and make fun of all the sluts you see. Its basically a walking STD if you decide to get with anyone.
girl: mom can i go to a teen night at club abyss?
mom" well, honey, whos gonna be htere?
girl: only the whole schoolll !
mom: okay get on a t-shirt and jeans and ill take you,
girl: brings a spare change or clothes aka lingerie in her purse
guido: (jumps on girls ass and starts dry humping her)
girl: wtfff are you doingggg?
gido: hey beautiful. is that a mirror in your pants cause i think i see myself in them.
girl: wanna take this someplace private?
guido: no, right here is fine.
A "secret club" on the virtual pet site, Marapets. Some older members enjoy talking pretentiously about it on the Forums as if they are better than others. Heaven help anyone who asks about it, because they are treated to smug prickish comments as if they are too stupid to be in on the secret.
I talk about FMIE on Marapets like it is some big deal. If you ask me about it, I will say "it doesn't concern you" and treat you like you are a five-year-old. LOL.
The 21 Club is a selective student group at Princeton University, predating the majority of the eating clubs currently in operation at the University. Although it is unclear when exactly the group was formed, the earliest public evidence for the club indicates that it has been operating at Princeton for over 70 years. Notable alumni of the 21 Club include James Baker, Bill Bradley, Donald Rumsfeld, and Alan Blinder.more...
The club itself takes 21 new members per year, with 20 of them coming from four of the bicker clubs on Prospect Ave - Cottage, Cap, Ivy, and TI. One member each year is an independent representative. Each selection for new members is made by each of the prior year's members. Initiation into the club takes place very early the morning after Winter formals in the club which represents the losing member of the prior year's initiation event. The details of the event are largely secret, but a few details of the event/competition are known.
During the night of winter formals, every incoming member of the club is hazed by the member passing down his bid to the aforementioned member. The hazing acts include drinking bottles of vodka, gin, and whiskey, among others. The morning after winter formals, all 42 members assemble in the eating club determined to be the host the year before. At this time, the competition begins. Members must remain in their sectioned off region, with the rest of the members representing the same eating club. Beers are consumed e...
1. B&B stands for 'Blow & Booze' it is an illicit club located in Orlando, FL. It was created by a UCF student around 2002, and has since then expanded to many central florida high schools. It's an underground club known for its 'extreme/lavish parties' and a scene full of 'drugs, sex, and alcohol'. It is very hard to get in to. The initiation is crazy, sometimes involving sleeping with a member of the club. But, once you are in the club you are entitled to unlimited amount of alcohol, friends, money, and drugs. Yet, you have to sell your share of drugs and pay your dues. Once in the club, however, it is very hard to get out.
2. Best secret society club in Florida. Usually not spoken about in conversation due to the dangers. But, you will know when you have been to a B&B party. Best f*cking parties ever!
1. Guy: Yo girl, did you hear that Stacie is the B&B Club's newest acceptee?
Girl: Oh crap, I wonder what she had to do to get in?
2. Girl: That party was insane last night! Who knew that a highschool girl could throw such a crazy party!
Guy: Damn I know! She must be a member of the B&B Club.
|14.||impossible gift circuit|
A gift item is in such poor taste that the receiver can never publicly use it, so the only value he gets out of the gift is to re-gift it to someone who will think it's funny, and it eventually works it way back to the original gifter.
This is a variation of the bad gift circuit, where the bad gift goes back and forth. That usually happens with two people, usually brothers who give back and forth the same hankerchief every year at Christmas. Bad gifts are not as likely to pass through a larger amount of people. Someone will keep the gift. But an impossible gift keeps moving.
Variation: "Impossible Gift Club" there is an undefined comaraderie among the people who have once owned the gift. They all privately think it is funny. But it is in in such poor taste that it is the humor that dare not speak its name.
Once the impossible gift has gone one full circuit, the original gifter gives it again to his first recipient, and the circuit continues with each receipient knowing they are part of a group of people who appreciate truly bad taste.
The original gift is a T shirt which says:
Don't Turn a Rape Into a Murder
Some people will privately think that's funny, but they can't wear it publicly. No way.
So if Johnny gives it to Hank. Hank will say "Wow. That's sick. Some T shirts try to be sick, saying things like 'I got drunk on Spring Break and won a wet T shirt contest' but this is really sick. I wish could wear it, but I'll get in trouble. It's impossible to use. So it will just sit in my drawer."
Johnny says: "You can give it someone else as a present."
So the T shirt is gifted and regifted but never worn. Eventually someone gifts the shirt to Johnny, the original gifter. It has gone full impossible gift circuit. It will happen.
And so they have defined the "Impossible Gift Club"