tired, exhausted, worn-out, weary, bushed, drained
Man I'm zapped from the game
An oil worn as perfume by dirty hippies in lieu of showering or bathing in any way. Used to mask the scent of marijuana and week old body odor, but usually it merely mixes with the scent to form a new, BO/Patchouli combo that can repulse even those who are olfactorally challenged, except for hippies, who love it.
Fred: I can't go to the war protest because of all the Patchouli oil. It makes me gag.
Hippie: Mmmmmmm, mm, mmm , mmmm. Is that sex I smell?
Referring to the horrid mouth stench of a girl.
Also known as "winter breath," to go along with summer teeth
Nelson: "That girl has some real winner breath"
Nelson: "Winner breath hits your face, it smells like dead porpoises"
Tyler: "Ugh! That's terrible"
Nelson: "Winner breath hits your face, it smells like hot garbage"
The act of ejaculating in your partner's ear, then proceeding to give them a wet willy in the affected ear.
We asked Melissa why her ear was bothering her so much, and she told us it was because of the wet waldo Mike gave her last night.
A sexual act in which a man defecates in a toilet, wraps his partner's head with a plastic bag, and holds the partner's head in the toilet bowl to simulate drowning while performing anal sex.
Her choking and Dirty Sanchez fetishes got old, so I tried giving her the David Blaine.
Appleton is a small ass yuppie suburb located in north-eastern Wisconsin; Yet, it is home to some notable people, festivals, and moments in history.
Appleton natives include some fucked up people, such as Harry Houdini, Joseph McCarthy, and The John Birch Society. Willem Dafoe also hails from Appleton.
Appleton happens to host the longest Flag Day Parade and the largest annual ska concert in the Midwest - "SKAppleton".
As for moments in history, Appleton's Valley Fair Shopping Center (now almost completely demolished) was one of the first enclosed shopping malls in the United States. Appleton was also the first city in Wisconsin to have a telephone and the first city outside of the East Coast to have incandescent light.
"Some exotic background, from Appleton, Wisconsin. That's as American as Appleton pie."
|35.||J. Gordon Whitehead|
Murderer! The infamous, sucker punching, pussy who very well might have killed Harry Houdini! Houdini died of peritonitis due to a ruptured appendix. But he did not seek medical attention because he figured the pain was from the punch rather than his exploded appendix.
Fuck J. Gordon Whitehead