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An elderly man of a questionable disposition; crotchety practitioner of sorcery who directs his malice towards townsfolk and young girls; crazy, but mean old men.
The older my dad gets, the more of an "old man bitch" he becomes. Fo' Realz, that "old man bitch" better stay away from my car!
by sheik c flava June 13, 2008