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a pathetic hairy gay bottom or a submissive gay man who looks butch but is actually very much someones bitch, usually only picked up when drunk.

"you think thats pathetic, let me show you a real "Hoss McHosserson!""
"that dude over there with the zz top beard and the tutu is such a "Hoss McHosserson""

by Boysinberry November 20, 2007
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