To smack some bitches.
Lets go tonight!
Ok, that sounds fun!
Loudonville Ohio is one of the most boring towns ever. You could go shop at the only shoe store, or you could go eat at The Hanover House Diner. The Diner is the only good place to eat anymore. Theres one bar here too, Beano's. The bowling alley burnt down years ago, which was the only source of entertainment. Our awesome history is pretty much the Flexi and Canoeing. Our high school isn't too bad. Our football team is improving, and even flip flopped their losing records. Soccer teams aren't that bad. Basketball was really good in the 11-12 season. Unfortunately, they suck now. We need our old seniors back. Our cheerleaders.. Well.. They are pretty good for the most part. Our Softball is AMAZING.. And always has been. Probably our best sport. The baseball team is ok I guess. Marching band is NOT a sport, although they think they run this town. They even have their own little beef with the cheerleaders.. It's funny. Loudonville pretty much only has its SPORTS (not band) to be proud of.. Which they should be.
Joe: hey man wanna go do something in loudonville tonight?
Rick: like go to Beanos?
Joe: no.. Lets go to a softball game.
Rick: oooooh ok yea that sounds like more fun.
Joe: yea because they will win like always.
Well the name of the town is Bloomsburg its in Pennsylvania (the only town in PA by the way) but I am referring to the university that occupies the town. This is a single college man's best wet dream, a daughter's fathers nightmare, and a binge drinking college students haven. The parties are everflowing as well as the beer, the drugz are readily available, as well as the very attractive women. People come from all over the country but most are from PA and dirty Jerz. You can graduate in 4 if your bad ass enough but most take 5, 6, or 7 yrs. Some dont make it all but thats ok because for those who didnt make the grade they had more fun then most. A day at Bloom goes as follows: wake up, go to the Union or Commons for lunch, smoke pot during the day, maybe hit up a class or two, hit the gym, start pregaming around 7ish,(Keystone is a big hit), play some beer pong, flirt w as many hotties as you can, hit a frat or a sorority, (drinking whatever you can the whole time), midnight hit Hess's and get totally bombed, pick up a hot babe, go to Sals for some pizza, have a one night stand, and do it all over again. God I love college.
Carmdog: What do you wanna do tonight?
Mike: Get drunk and get laid?
Carmdog: Sounds good, baseball house is throwing down and there will be some hotties running around.
Mike: Cool, Crows throwing a midnighter and so are the Spreaders.
Carmdog: Right on, Well lets order some beer and get this party started.
Mike: A-Boys coming to Bloomsburg tonight!
Carmen: Fuck ya.
1People who claim they are emo, but really have no problems.
2 Horny bastards that think they can get a chick by acting emo
3 the idiots you see at an emo show jumping up and down ( we dont jump retard)
4 A person who looks up emo on the internet and studies there culture and says that they know emo band members.
5 last and least people who want to be emo so bad that you can tell thats not the (Natasha!)
this is what and emo poser sounds like...
<emoposer> I hate my life im soo emo i might cut
<real emo> uh ok r u going to the concert tonight?
<emo poser> idk i might be to busy cuttng. I might go though, beacause i LOVE to have fun!
<real emo> fun.....
<emo Poser> ya my football jock boyfriend might come with me!
<real emo> get fucked you stupid bitch.